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A bartender hears screaming from the bathroom in the bar.

Lazyboy09
Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
The screaming is on and off every few minutes. Annoyed and curious, the bartender makes his way to the bathroom, opens the door and finds a drunk.

The drunk says to the bartender, ''Sir, you have to help me! Every time I try to flush the toilet, something comes up and crunches my nuts!''

The bartender replies ''You idiot! You`re sitting in the mop bucket!''

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  • nicolee516
    nicolee516 Posts: 1,862 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • loreew32
    loreew32 Posts: 18
    :tongue: :noway: :laugh: :drinker:
  • oEmmao
    oEmmao Posts: 466 Member
    :drinker: :bigsmile:

    love it!
  • TheMaidOfAstolat
    TheMaidOfAstolat Posts: 3,222 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jelans
    jelans Posts: 1
    oh. that is really bad...... :wink: :laugh:
  • BughaBear
    BughaBear Posts: 201
    What in the world haha that is to funny bet it hurt to LMAO
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
    Ouch!:drinker:
  • ♥_Ellybean_♥
    ♥_Ellybean_♥ Posts: 1,646 Member
    that reminds me of a BBQ we had this summer.... My cousin's husband disappeared for awhile.. and we couldn't figure out where he went... Finally someone check the bathroom - He was on the floor of the bathroom crying, because he tried taking a dumb in the retainer tank and broke the entire toilet! ... We still have not figured out why he was trying to take a dumb in the thank!!! ... Luckily they had just moved out of a house across the street, and they still had the key.. so they went across and stole the toliet!! (Hey we were desperate)... oh what fun drunks are!
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    :laugh:
  • sweetsexy43
    sweetsexy43 Posts: 99 Member
    :noway: :blushing:
  • melodious2878
    melodious2878 Posts: 33
    Thats too funny!
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