Words grown adults should not use

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  • InCHarmsWay
    InCHarmsWay Posts: 103 Member
    Appeteasers. I mean, appetizers is a real word, just use it! Even worse when dining establishments do it!!
  • serindipte
    serindipte Posts: 1,557 Member
    butt head

    Agreed. The appropriate term is "assbutt"

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  • AquabearGO
    AquabearGO Posts: 232 Member
    EPIC= Was cool after the first season of How I Met Your Mother, was stupid sounding by the Middle of Season 2.

    BESTIE= No Man Woman or Werewolf over the age of 12 should use this word. EVER. NO EXCEPTIONS

    DUDE= See above

    TWERK= Dont say it and dont EVEN think about doing it. Just dont.

    BUTTHURT= You sound like an idiot.

    Baby Momma/Daddy= You ARE an idiot.

    Vajayjay= I will beat you to death with your own shoes.

    Derp= Dont know what it means and dont care, so dont say it.
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    DUDE!
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
    shizzle...no one should actually use that now that I think about it.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I just thought of a new one.

    Since we can't say sluts, or vaj, or ginormous....

    Vajnormous. You know who you are.:wink:

    That was supposed to be our little secret :angry:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    "We need to talk...."

    I HATE it when adults use those words!!

    Almost as bad as "I got some ointment for it"
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I just thought of a new one.

    Since we can't say sluts, or vaj, or ginormous....

    Vajnormous. You know who you are.:wink:

    That was supposed to be our little secret :angry:

    hotdog in a hallway.........
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    YOLO
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    butt head

    Agreed. The appropriate term is "assbutt"

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    Or "*kitten* hat"
  • Thewatcher_66
    Thewatcher_66 Posts: 1,643 Member
    Saying "like" in every sentence. Example.... Like, I was at the mall and "like" I saw these shoes that were "like" really cool. ugh.
  • HipsterWhovian
    HipsterWhovian Posts: 195 Member
    I'm going to post a list of words that I use on a regular basis, but first, let me take a selfie...

    Done, here we go!

    Totes
    Amazeballs
    Sassy
    Cool beans
    Selfie
    Epic fail
    Chillax
    Yummy
    That's what she said
    I know, right?
    I can't even
    Crunk
    Twerk

    I'm 23, does that class me as a grown adult? I'd like to think it doesn't. Otherwise, I'm going to have to change a lot of my vocab - I can't even, that's such an epic fail, some cray-cray *kitten*. Oh well, I'm gonna go twerk and crunk (burn some calories from my totes yummy dinner) then just chillax, gonna be amazeballs. Coz I'm sassy.

    Although, no-one in the history of forever should use the word moist. EVER
  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
    noms.

    I want to slap anyone that says it.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    LOL. As in, to actually speak it, i.e., L-O-L.

    I was once on a blind date and he left to go to the bathroom and he said "B-R-B, haha" I left while he was pissing.

    I truly LOL'ed when I read this. I mean, I actually laughed out loud. I never really laugh out loud. Especially at mildly amusing stuff I read on the internet, that people would comment LOL to. But, this was truly f#cken funny. 10 /10 for using the word, 'pissing.' :wink:
  • CoffeeBugg
    CoffeeBugg Posts: 75 Member
    Delish :mad:
  • daubawauba
    daubawauba Posts: 20 Member
    YOLO. Grown *kitten* people should not say YOLO! EVER!





    I just said it twice....hangs head in shame...
    But... You only YOLO one.
  • wakingdreamer
    wakingdreamer Posts: 12 Member
    These curiously strong reactions to such a silly thing make me really glad I'm a paranoid shut in. LOL.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Eh, I have a long list and not enough time/care.
  • BuildaBetterBody4
    BuildaBetterBody4 Posts: 89
    I hate when grown men refer to male friends as "My Dog"
  • bennettinfinity
    bennettinfinity Posts: 865 Member
    noms.

    I want to slap anyone that says it.

    That disqualifies about half of all MFP posts... 'sammich' would take care of the other half... you know because words :eyeroll:
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    that's totally cray cray

    LOL. I say cray-cray to my kids all the time because it drives them.....cray-cray.

    Seriously, I say it for the eye roll I always get in return. It's so worth it. But I would never say it any other time.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    adurrr
  • nmncare
    nmncare Posts: 168 Member
    YOLO. Grown *kitten* people should not say YOLO! EVER!

    I just said it twice....hangs head in shame...

    THIS!!

    One of my good friends says this all.. the.. time.. He can't even post on social media without saying #YOLO. He will in public.. literally say.. "Hashtag YOLO!". Love him.. But if he doesn't stop soon I will slap him.

    Edited to point out I said it twice too. *shudder*
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    Shark week over here is when we have more than one shark attack..

    Shark week...that is... gross.

    I googled twatwaffle. I wish I didn't.
  • benaddict
    benaddict Posts: 1,381 Member
    I'm going to post a list of words that I use on a regular basis, but first, let me take a selfie...

    Done, here we go!

    Totes
    Amazeballs
    Sassy
    Cool beans
    Selfie
    Epic fail
    Chillax
    Yummy
    That's what she said
    I know, right?
    I can't even
    Crunk
    Twerk

    I'm 23, does that class me as a grown adult? I'd like to think it doesn't. Otherwise, I'm going to have to change a lot of my vocab - I can't even, that's such an epic fail, some cray-cray *kitten*. Oh well, I'm gonna go twerk and crunk (burn some calories from my totes yummy dinner) then just chillax, gonna be amazeballs. Coz I'm sassy.

    Although, no-one in the history of forever should use the word moist. EVER

    And now I love you.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    My high school health teacher made us say "pee pee" and "va-jay-jay." So, being the mature high schoolers we were, my friends and I used "penis" and "vagina" as often as possible around her.
  • BlackDaisy85
    BlackDaisy85 Posts: 151 Member
    Dudette
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    1. Haters- seriously. Nobody is "hating" on you. Truthfully, nobody cares.

    I love you. There I said it damnit. There are so many grown *kitten* woman thinking people are 'hating' on them. They are not jealous of you, you are actually just an asshat and no one likes you.
    And stop saying "hashtag" when you're talking to someone

    Edited to add I totally agree with this too
  • chellebelle418
    chellebelle418 Posts: 96
    anything that comes out of my 15 yr old daughters mouth......cray cray, holy schizballs, badonkadonk, fudge muffin....even she thinks YOLO is stupid tho, haha.....

    douche....just dont.

    all technical terms when referring 2 sex....during sex, wanting sex, after or thinking about it....

    f*cktard......ok its pretty comical when used correctly but once is enuf...

    :)
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    HUBBY...IF YOU SAY HUBBY GTFO

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