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bazbalboa
bazbalboa Posts: 13
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In a blender add the following
1 tin of tuna
1 cup full fat milk
2 eggs
1 cup of cottage cheese
1 cup of red chillis
1 onion
1 brown shoe ( remember to remove laces)
Blend together and drink.
You will now be ready to take on the world :wink:
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Can I make it vegan by using quinoa instead of tuna, vegetable oil instead of the milk, chia seeds rather than egg and silken tofu instead of cottage cheese? Because yum!
  • SuperC_85
    SuperC_85 Posts: 393
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    **Mouthgasm
  • Titanuim
    Titanuim Posts: 337 Member
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    Does the shoe need to be brown, or will black make an adequate substitute.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    !!
  • bazbalboa
    bazbalboa Posts: 13
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    I always find brown provides better colour and texture, but black should be fine, just remember to take out the laces.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
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    I'm going to drop the brown shoe and add toasted flip/flops... crostini!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I think we have different tastes in food. Thanks all the same though.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Can I make it vegan by using quinoa instead of tuna, vegetable oil instead of the milk, chia seeds rather than egg and silken tofu instead of cottage cheese? Because yum!

    You have to use a man-made materials shoe, and those aren't clean. I guess if clean eating isn't important, it would work.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Can I sub any/all for cauliflower?
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
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    +1
  • RLMsFitnessPal
    RLMsFitnessPal Posts: 81 Member
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    Can I make it vegan by using quinoa instead of tuna, vegetable oil instead of the milk, chia seeds rather than egg and silken tofu instead of cottage cheese? Because yum!

    Just make sure you're not using real leather shoes, and you should be fine.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    I would ask when they put the "I" in orgasm, but then I'd never have any so... :laugh:
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
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    OMG
    Chocolate Pecan Cobbler

    Ingredients
    6 tablespoons butter
    1 3/4 cups sugar, divided
    1 cup self-rising flour
    2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder, plus 4 tablespoons
    1/2 cup whole milk
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1/2 cup chopped pecans
    1/2 cup toffee bits
    1 1/2 cups boiling water
    Caramel Whipped Cream, recipe follows
    Ice cream and chopped pecans, for serving
    Caramel Whipped Cream:
    2 cups heavy cream
    1/2 cup powdered sugar
    2 tablespoons caramel syrup
    Directions
    Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Put the butter in an 8 by 8-inch baking dish and put the dish in the oven until butter is melted, about 3 to 4 minutes. Remove the baking dish from the oven and set aside. In a medium bowl combine 3/4 cup of the sugar, the flour, and 2 tablespoons cocoa. Add the milk and vanilla, whisking until smooth. Pour over the melted butter in the baking dish. In a separate medium bowl, combine the remaining 1 cup of sugar, remaining 4 tablespoons of cocoa, the pecans, and toffee bits; sprinkle evenly over the sugar mixture. Slowly pour boiling water over top of the cobbler. Bake until top of the cobbler looks set, about 40 to 50 minutes. Serve warm with Caramel Whipped Cream, ice cream and pecans, if desired.

    To make the Caramel Whipped Cream:

    Combine the cream and sugar in a medium bowl and beat with a whisk or beater until soft peaks form. Add the caramel syrup, and lightly fold together.

    Read more at: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/chocolate-pecan-cobbler-recipe.html?oc=linkback
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Sounds nasty...
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    Also don't substitute the brown shoe for black shoe....remember once you go black....
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    What's wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    But what if I don't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike toooooooooooooooooooona?

    Psyche, I love tuna, I just had to have this on my feed.
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
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    Been waiting all week for this !
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    I'm going to do that when I get home tonight. Watch the news to hear what happens.

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