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If Person above had working newsfeed, I would _____ them

homerjspartan
homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
edited February 23 in Chit-Chat
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'd probably just say something silly there..
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    analy probe...


    anally?


    whatever.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Motorboat ........
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Motorboat ........

    Better lean to the left on Odus.

    Oh, and I would tether to a fire hydrant and make them watch me do the hokey pokey while wearing nothing but a thong and a straw hat.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Motorboat ........

    Better lean to the left on Odus.

    Oh, and I would tether to a fire hydrant and make them watch me do the hokey pokey while wearing nothing but a thong and a straw hat.

    Yee, haw!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Motorboat right back!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    let's have a motorboatin' train
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Slap your *kitten* and call you Sally.


    ETA, and motorboat, of course.:laugh:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I would find your toenail clippings and grind it into a fine powder, then add water to make a paste. Use that paste to form a small hardened tool, which I would then use to break into your house, run up to you and MOTORBOAT you.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Awww.... yeah....

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  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    probably put something cheesy on it...cause thats what i do :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I would find your toenail clippings and grind it into a fine powder, then add water to make a paste. Use that paste to form a small hardened tool, which I would then use to break into your house, run up to you and MOTORBOAT you.

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  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
    @ runnergirl - compliment

    @odus - enjoy the posts
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I would find your toenail clippings and grind it into a fine powder, then add water to make a paste. Use that paste to form a small hardened tool, which I would then use to break into your house, run up to you and MOTORBOAT you.

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  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    post a cheesy pick up line
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Mock posted cheesy pickup line
  • rollng_thundr
    rollng_thundr Posts: 634 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Motorboat ........

    Better lean to the left on Odus.

    Oh, and I would tether to a fire hydrant and make them watch me do the hokey pokey while wearing nothing but a thong and a straw hat.

    would join in hokey pokey,,,lol
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    let's have a motorboatin' train

    this
  • RosieB405
    RosieB405 Posts: 150 Member
    Like everything they ever posted even stuff from 2 years ago
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Yep... sounds good
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Awww.... yeah....

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    This made me laugh so hard my coworker came over to look.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    have that look on my face and silently think "Crazy" and leave a nice note saying "i'm crazy too...its ok" :)
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Awww.... yeah....

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    This made me laugh so hard my coworker came over to look.


    Same here! Still laughing!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I would make you take me to Misty's, because they have REALLY good steaks there......
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