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TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

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  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Your boss needs to find you some work to do.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why are there no 'B' batteries?

    Probably because that is not their core market and you cannot cook a hot dog the same way you cook a burger.

    Eyebrows are facial hair, but generally it means mustache or beard.

    At the theater the arm rest that has your drink in it belongs to you, so think fast!

    I would think the ambulance has to attend the accident they just occurred in and send another to help the original person.

    Vegetarians would only eat vegetarian animal crackers.

    Because B-Batteries makes you sound like you are stuttering....
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Your boss needs to find you some work to do.

    I am the Boss, buttercup.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?
  • MindyM80
    MindyM80 Posts: 41 Member
    haha!!! :tongue:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?

    Unless you remove the two dead fish, there are still 5.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?

    Unless you remove the two dead fish, there are still 5.

    Fish don't drown, Buttercup.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
  • shazzannon
    shazzannon Posts: 117 Member
    What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

    Bison
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?

    Unless you remove the two dead fish, there are still 5.

    Fish don't drown, Buttercup.

    I beg to differ. Fish, if left in a bowl devoid of enough Oxygen content to sustain their bodily functions, do indeed drown. If you throw a rope around a shark's tail and drag it backwards through the water, it will drown....
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why are there no 'B' batteries?

    Insecurities

    It's hair, it's on your face. So yes.

    Both of them, duh. If you don't like it, you can skootch down a seat.

    Yes

    Your questions are too hard.

    The government has tapped your phone now. Keep asking all these prying questions, and you're going to regret it.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Oh, dad jokes! My fav!

    What do you do with a dog with no legs?
  • kaseyr1505
    kaseyr1505 Posts: 624 Member
    My mom used to tell me that the original creator of McDonald's thought hot dogs were filthy, so he didn't want to sell them. I don't know if there's any truth to that or she just wanted me to shut up.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why are there no 'B' batteries?

    publishing a MacWeiner probably is a no no lol
  • PeauxPeaux
    PeauxPeaux Posts: 71 Member
    His shadow (AT the right time of day, anyway)
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?

    His shadow?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Who has 40 minutes until quitting time and is looking longingly out the window at the sun reflecting off his motorcycle's chrome?
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why are there no 'B' batteries?


    They did , it was called the McHotdog and it didn't catch on

    Forehead hair

    Neither your arm should be on the back of one chair and in your lap holding your cup, so the idiot next to you doesn't drink yours by mistake

    NO! If it runs you over, you're dead

    WHO YOU CALLIN CRACKER BUTTERCUP!!

    There are, A "B" battery is any battery used to provide the plate voltage of a vacuum tube. It is sometimes colloquially referred to as a "dry battery" (although there's no reason why a "wet" battery of suitable voltage couldn't be utilised for the purpose).
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why is talk cheap?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why is talk cheap?

    Because supply exceeds demand.
  • There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?

    Unless you remove the two dead fish, there are still 5.

    Fish don't drown, Buttercup.

    I beg to differ. Fish, if left in a bowl devoid of enough Oxygen content to sustain their bodily functions, do indeed drown. If you throw a rope around a shark's tail and drag it backwards through the water, it will drown....

    Actually a fish does not drown due to lack of oxygen, like a human, it suffocates. Same with the gills of sharks and other fish pulled backwards... the flow of water against the gills prevents them from opening and closing their gills which allows them to remove oxygen from the water to survive. Water in the gills will not "drown" them. They will however die to to lack of oxygen, although many refer to it as "drowning" a fish.
  • KDesiP
    KDesiP Posts: 37 Member
    There are 5 fish and 2 drown. How many are left?

    Unless you remove the two dead fish, there are still 5.

    Fish don't drown, Buttercup.

    I beg to differ. Fish, if left in a bowl devoid of enough Oxygen content to sustain their bodily functions, do indeed drown. If you throw a rope around a shark's tail and drag it backwards through the water, it will drown....

    Orcas flip sharks belly-up and push them backward so they panic and are easier for them to kill.

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  • KDesiP
    KDesiP Posts: 37 Member
    {Edited because my laptop was stupid and double posted.}
  • KDesiP
    KDesiP Posts: 37 Member
    Make that triple posted. :mad:
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

    Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

    Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why are there no 'B' batteries?

    publishing a MacWeiner probably is a no no lol

    awwww