LOVE PROBLEM?

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
Sorry I'm not a psychic.:laugh: :laugh:

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Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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  • tiptoethruthetulips
    tiptoethruthetulips Posts: 3,372 Member
    What! No voodoo???
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    I can do "brown" magic.


    Do you smell that?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • ritan7471
    ritan7471 Posts: 99 Member
    I was hoping you were going to use some kind of special baba ji power to help me gain control of my husban'd mind :cry:
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?
  • AubrieJo328
    AubrieJo328 Posts: 35 Member
    I don't like brown magic. :sick:
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    I can do "brown" magic.


    Do you smell that?laugh laugh laugh laugh


    I don't like brown magic. :sick:

    That was racist, yo.

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  • AubrieJo328
    AubrieJo328 Posts: 35 Member
    lol............ yes I may prefer some poo over others
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?

    Get married. That'll fix it.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?

    Get married. That'll fix it.

    That's actually a really awesome idea, and definitely in the cards for the future, but it's not really feasible just yet. For one thing, I'm technically still married to my ex. For another, my love's house is not currently equipped with studio space for my art. Both of these are things which will be fixed in the next couple of years, but in the meantime, we need a TARDIS or something just to take full advantage of the time we're together.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?
    Eat back your exercise calories.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    I had my "report the spam" face on, and it was all for nothing. Feeling disappointed. Time to eat the feelings.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?
    Eat back your exercise calories.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Really? Because I was thinking more squats might help....

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

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    Ewwwwww lol
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    Ewwwwww lol
    All this is for free.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


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  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • CCSavage88
    CCSavage88 Posts: 191
    This thread is a whoooole new side of weird.
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    Shenanigans!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    Best way to get your partner into bed...............................................bring a plate of BACON with you.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    This thread is a whoooole new side of weird.

    It's a trap!

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  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Thought we were talking tennis. :happy:
  • chicalatina4eva3
    chicalatina4eva3 Posts: 43 Member
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  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    As I look out in MFP land today, I can see.............................................a mom and she's getting ready to eat some of her kid's leftovers.
    Her skin is olive tone. And she has a smile. She also has great love for her children.


    Don't eat the left overs.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • chicalatina4eva3
    chicalatina4eva3 Posts: 43 Member
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    I project that there will be 10 threads on "chit chat" relating to unsatisfied relationships today.

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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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