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LOVE PROBLEM?

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edited February 23 in Chit-Chat
Sorry I'm not a psychic.:laugh: :laugh:

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  • Posts: 3,373 Member
    What! No voodoo???
  • Posts: 49,275 Member
    I can do "brown" magic.


    Do you smell that?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
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  • Posts: 99 Member
    I was hoping you were going to use some kind of special baba ji power to help me gain control of my husban'd mind :cry:
  • Posts: 3,731 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?
  • Posts: 35 Member
    I don't like brown magic. :sick:
  • Posts: 3,731 Member
    I can do "brown" magic.


    Do you smell that?laugh laugh laugh laugh


    I don't like brown magic. :sick:

    That was racist, yo.

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  • Posts: 35 Member
    lol............ yes I may prefer some poo over others
  • Posts: 3,679 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?

    Get married. That'll fix it.
  • Posts: 3,731 Member

    Get married. That'll fix it.

    That's actually a really awesome idea, and definitely in the cards for the future, but it's not really feasible just yet. For one thing, I'm technically still married to my ex. For another, my love's house is not currently equipped with studio space for my art. Both of these are things which will be fixed in the next couple of years, but in the meantime, we need a TARDIS or something just to take full advantage of the time we're together.
  • Posts: 49,275 Member
    Dear OP,

    Could you please help with the following love problem: When my love and I are together, we distort the space/time continuum as if the combination of me+him creates a black hole, and clocks run twice as fast -- sometimes even three times as fast! Hours disappear in an instant. All of our time evaporates so fast that we can almost feel a breeze.

    How can we resolve this love problem?
    Eat back your exercise calories.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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  • Posts: 819 Member
    I had my "report the spam" face on, and it was all for nothing. Feeling disappointed. Time to eat the feelings.
  • Posts: 3,731 Member
    Eat back your exercise calories.

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    Really? Because I was thinking more squats might help....

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  • Posts: 49,275 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

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    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

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    Ewwwwww lol
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    Ewwwwww lol
    All this is for free.


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  • Posts: 1,509 Member
    Mantra today:

    "Man that go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers."

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
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    This thread is a whoooole new side of weird.
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    Shenanigans!
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  • Posts: 49,275 Member
    Best way to get your partner into bed...............................................bring a plate of BACON with you.

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  • Posts: 3,731 Member
    This thread is a whoooole new side of weird.

    It's a trap!

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  • Posts: 9,981 Member
    Thought we were talking tennis. :happy:
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    As I look out in MFP land today, I can see.............................................a mom and she's getting ready to eat some of her kid's leftovers.
    Her skin is olive tone. And she has a smile. She also has great love for her children.


    Don't eat the left overs.


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    I project that there will be 10 threads on "chit chat" relating to unsatisfied relationships today.

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