Pick ONE food you could make zero calories

Ben & Jerry's

I would create as many sacrificial alters as needed and pack as much sacrifices as needed to make the one true food have zero calories.

Of course I'm talking about pizza. Preferable with tons of extra mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, mushrooms, olives, green bell peppers, etc. Heck maybe even some capicola and prosciutto for added effect.

I don't really care too much about sweet anything. I don't really need cake, cookies, ice cream. Just feed me the pizza. Intravenously if needed.

Cheesecake

Olive oil

Hibachi

Sushi..
Crab Rangoon.

Pizza and beer.

+1

CHEESE.

Peanut butter!