Pick ONE food you could make zero calories

Ben & Jerry's

I would create as many sacrificial alters as needed and pack as much sacrifices as needed to make the one true food have zero calories.

Of course I'm talking about pizza. Preferable with tons of extra mozzarella, pepperoni, salami, mushrooms, olives, green bell peppers, etc. Heck maybe even some capicola and prosciutto for added effect.

I don't really care too much about sweet anything. I don't really need cake, cookies, ice cream. Just feed me the pizza. Intravenously if needed.

Cheesecake

Olive oil

Hibachi

Sushi..
Crab Rangoon.

Pizza and beer.

+1

CHEESE.

Peanut butter!

Chips!

There are other foods I like as much, but it's easier to eat smaller portions of them. Like bacon and chocolate. Chips I just can't get enough of. So I very rarely eat them.

Beer would be a close second though.

Ice cream.
Though pizza or chicken tikka masala would be awesome too.

chocolate. cheesecake. chocolate cheesecake

Cheesecake

buffalo wings