WHAT ANIMAL CAN YOU LIFT?

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I can deadlift a baby giraffe!

    Does this mean I'm elite?

    I don't know, is that smaller or larger than a medium sized deer? This is just infuriating, I demand a comparison chart!
    inorite! What percentage of females can do 5 kipping pull ups while holding a Koala?!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I can also bench press an obnoxious bb.com troll, where's that on the chart?

    ETA: Trolls count right? They're mythological animals.....
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    I can deadlift a baby giraffe!

    Does this mean I'm elite?

    I don't know, is that smaller or larger than a medium sized deer? This is just infuriating, I demand a comparison chart!
    inorite! What percentage of females can do 5 kipping pull ups while holding a Koala?!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I can also bench press an obnoxious bb.com troll, where's that on the chart?

    ETA: Trolls count right? They're mythological animals.....

    Trolls count. Especially the Alphas.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    I can deadlift a baby giraffe!

    Does this mean I'm elite?

    I don't know, is that smaller or larger than a medium sized deer? This is just infuriating, I demand a comparison chart!
    inorite! What percentage of females can do 5 kipping pull ups while holding a Koala?!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I can also bench press an obnoxious bb.com troll, where's that on the chart?

    ETA: Trolls count right? They're mythological animals.....

    They are ELITE mythological animals. . . . .who live in the enchanted forest
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I can deadlift a baby giraffe!

    Does this mean I'm elite?

    I don't know, is that smaller or larger than a medium sized deer? This is just infuriating, I demand a comparison chart!
    inorite! What percentage of females can do 5 kipping pull ups while holding a Koala?!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I can also bench press an obnoxious bb.com troll, where's that on the chart?

    ETA: Trolls count right? They're mythological animals.....

    They are ELITE mythological animals. . . . .who live in the enchanted forest

    And read twilight because it's the pinnacle of romantic literature.
  • bepeejaye
    bepeejaye Posts: 775 Member
    A wolverine - I did not even know such creatures existed! Lol!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    A wolverine - I did not even know such creatures existed! Lol!

    Don't feel bad, neither did Hugh Jackman, he spent months studying wolf behavior for his x-men role before someone clued him in.....
  • bepeejaye
    bepeejaye Posts: 775 Member
    A wolverine - I did not even know such creatures existed! Lol!

    Don't feel bad, neither did Hugh Jackman, he spent months studying wolf behavior for his x-men role before someone clued him in.....
    Aaahhh...I see :smile:
  • coachbennettlhs
    coachbennettlhs Posts: 30 Member
    A polar bear. Not so sure about that one...
  • amybg1
    amybg1 Posts: 631 Member
    I leg press a West Indian Manatee, DL a baby Giraffe and comfortably swing around a Cheetah
  • slemonfit
    slemonfit Posts: 97 Member
    i can lift a Baby Giraffe!!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    deadlift: black bear

    squat: baby giraffe

    bench: baby zebra
  • Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel
    Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel Posts: 10,933 Member
    I can squat a cheetah and leg press a male red kangaroo! :laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    baby giraffe heading towards komodo dragon.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'm going to base my lifting goals on this... i.e. to be able to lift heavier and heavier animals lol... more fun than boring numbers :drinker:
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    While I only bench a baby giraffe, I shrug a giant panda fairly regularly.
  • OriginalKatie
    OriginalKatie Posts: 119 Member
    I'm lifting a Stately Iberian Lynx. Soon I'll be "picking up a Baby Sea Lion and putting it down with authority". Lol
  • GillianMcK
    GillianMcK Posts: 401 Member
    Male Red Kangaroo!!
  • bepeejaye
    bepeejaye Posts: 775 Member
    Male Red Kangaroo!!
    Just a red one? No brown? Lol!

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