If the person above me was at my house I would______?

Wonder if he was selling girlscout cookies.

Ask if he wants to play Cthulhu

Tell you to read more. lol

Ask them if they like scrambled or over easy because its breakfast time..

High Five my son & pat him on the back when she wasn't looking!

pass her the water balloons and build the tissue box fort to hide behind

Invite her in. 80's music, wine....the rest is private.

You know it babe

ask him to help me finish tiling my basement

offer him a drink? lol

and talk to her about how Impressed I am!

Tell him its not hot outside!! and then hang out on the porch! With some lemonade!