STOP THE LIES!!!!!

Thomasm198 · June 2014

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The package plainly says "Baby Cut Carrots"

That's "baby-cut carrots"

so, wait, my carrots were cut by babies???

Or are they circumcised carrots?

Aliciaaah · June 2014

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The package plainly says "Baby Cut Carrots"

That's "baby-cut carrots"

so, wait, my carrots were cut by babies???

That's worse than wearing Nike's if you ask me!

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves · June 2014

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And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

Is this you!?! Meanie!!

She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

I think that dude straight up murdered her.

She is; look at her feet.

um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

Great, now we're all witnesses

Is this a snuff film?

Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol

B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.

CassandraEldridge · June 2014

LOL

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MizTerry · June 2014

Does that go for veal or lamb too? I only like to eat things that are babies

Eggs! You're welcome.

mstripes · June 2014

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And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

Is this you!?! Meanie!!

She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

I think that dude straight up murdered her.

She is; look at her feet.

um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

Great, now we're all witnesses

Is this a snuff film?

Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol

B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.

This is all so perfect. Bring it in guys!

please stop quoting this....I'm scared of heights and this is making me dizzy.

EddieHaskell97 · June 2014

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And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

Is this you!?! Meanie!!

She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

I think that dude straight up murdered her.

She is; look at her feet.

um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

Great, now we're all witnesses

Is this a snuff film?

Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol

B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.

This is all so perfect. Bring it in guys!

please stop quoting this....I'm scared of heights and this is making me dizzy.