STOP THE LIES!!!!!

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    The package plainly says "Baby Cut Carrots"

    That's "baby-cut carrots"

    so, wait, my carrots were cut by babies???
    Or are they circumcised carrots?
  • Aliciaaah
    Aliciaaah Posts: 379 Member
    The package plainly says "Baby Cut Carrots"

    That's "baby-cut carrots"

    so, wait, my carrots were cut by babies???

    That's worse than wearing Nike's if you ask me!
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

    Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

    Is this you!?! Meanie!!
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    She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

    I think that dude straight up murdered her.

    She is; look at her feet.

    um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

    Great, now we're all witnesses

    Is this a snuff film?

    Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol


    B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.
  • CassandraEldridge
    CassandraEldridge Posts: 56 Member
    LOL
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Does that go for veal or lamb too? I only like to eat things that are babies

    Eggs! You're welcome.
  • mstripes
    mstripes Posts: 151 Member
    And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

    Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

    Is this you!?! Meanie!!
    ke81vb.jpg

    She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

    I think that dude straight up murdered her.

    She is; look at her feet.

    um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

    Great, now we're all witnesses

    Is this a snuff film?

    Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol


    B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.

    This is all so perfect. Bring it in guys!
    please stop quoting this....I'm scared of heights and this is making me dizzy.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    And people count them as "eating clean". Because they aren't a processed food.

    Yes. You. I'm mocking you.

    Is this you!?! Meanie!!
    ke81vb.jpg

    She doesn't seem to be attached to any harness.

    I think that dude straight up murdered her.

    She is; look at her feet.

    um no...she's bound. kidnapping AND murder!

    Great, now we're all witnesses

    Is this a snuff film?

    Question is....does she deserve it!! What did she do?? lol


    B*tch cut up a bunch of carrots and served them as baby carrots.

    This is all so perfect. Bring it in guys!
    please stop quoting this....I'm scared of heights and this is making me dizzy.
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  • temptingbiter
    temptingbiter Posts: 21 Member
    I don't get it. Carrot's don't have babies.
  • Tla0126
    Tla0126 Posts: 207 Member
    Does that go for veal or lamb too? I only like to eat things that are babies

    Ha!
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    and tomatoes are a fruit!!!!

    And pizza is a vegetable.
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  • lt3ag4s
    lt3ag4s Posts: 835 Member
    Just dont think about what sprouts are....
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    A thread about baby carrots and murder......only on MFP :noway: :laugh:
  • Biggirllittledreams
    Biggirllittledreams Posts: 306 Member
    I CAME ACROSS A POST ABOUT THIS ON TUMBLR TWO DAYS AGO WHILE EATING BABY CARROTS AND I NEARLY LOST MY MARBLES.
  • shewentwhoa
    shewentwhoa Posts: 6 Member
    I saw this the other night and I felt lied to my whole life.
  • kenthepainter
    kenthepainter Posts: 195 Member
    Baby "cut"
  • Laura732
    Laura732 Posts: 244 Member
    There's still hope!
    http://www.burpee.com/vegetables/carrots/carrot-caracas-hybrid-prod003190.html?omn2pd=sh&catId=
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Are you just NOW getting the memo? Most of us have known this for a considerable amount of time. :laugh:
  • fatcity66
    fatcity66 Posts: 1,544 Member
    Baby Carrots aren't actually baby carrots! I've been lied to all this time!

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    It cannot be unseen.
    Screw you.
  • jordanmills
    jordanmills Posts: 5
    People didn't know that? It's printed on the packages!

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