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Master Cleanse

15102189
15102189 Posts: 6
edited February 24 in Motivation and Support
Does anyone want to do it with me?!

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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    This sounds interesting. Which room do we start cleaning?
  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
    Can I use Old Spice so that I can smell mysmelf?
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,628 Member
    :noway:

    nothing personal ........ I've lost 45# the old fashioned way .......
  • Sam_I_Am77
    Sam_I_Am77 Posts: 2,093 Member
    I recommend doing it for the health benefits, but don't do it to lose weight. My wife lost 11lbs and gained it all back in one month. She followed it to a "T" and was working with a dietician as well, it was rather crazy. Lemon juice and maple syrup doesn't sound like the most nutritious way to lose weight.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,862 Member
    It's a total scam and will make you utterly miserable.

    Give this thread a read:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/851582-master-cleanse-aka-lemonade-diet-my-30-day-story
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    This sounds interesting. Which room do we start cleaning?

    Mine!
  • amykr93
    amykr93 Posts: 65
    No.
  • DellaWiedel
    DellaWiedel Posts: 125 Member
    It's a total scam and will make you utterly miserable.

    Give this thread a read:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/851582-master-cleanse-aka-lemonade-diet-my-30-day-story

    ^^^PLEASE read this thread. Don't sacrifice your health for a "lose weight quick" scheme.
  • _Resolve_
    _Resolve_ Posts: 735 Member
    If you want to clean yourself out just eat a bunch of sugar free candy or chocolate. I guarantee you will be squeaky clean in under 6 hours BUT the hell you will go through will stay in your memory for a lifetime.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    NO!!!
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    You do the first shot of Drano and I'll go right after ya
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    If you want to clean yourself out just eat a bunch of sugar free candy or chocolate. I guarantee you will be squeaky clean in under 6 hours BUT the hell you will go through will stay in your memory for a lifetime.

    I did that on accident a while back on Sorbee candy and Surge soda. Let's just say it was a rather violent evacuation.
  • _Resolve_
    _Resolve_ Posts: 735 Member
    If you want to clean yourself out just eat a bunch of sugar free candy or chocolate. I guarantee you will be squeaky clean in under 6 hours BUT the hell you will go through will stay in your memory for a lifetime.

    I did that on accident a while back on Sorbee candy and Surge soda. Let's just say it was a rather violent evacuation.

    Yeah I did too, it was an awful, awful experience. But certainly was a cleanse.
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
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  • Shawshankcan
    Shawshankcan Posts: 900 Member
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    That is my favorite gif. Doctors are cool. (Alright, not the same doctor, but...EXTERMINATE)
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