Oow Weee... She Too Hot!!!

As I walked into the dimly lit room I sensed something was different... the fireplace had burned down to a low steady flame; the air wasn’t hot but neither was it cool; on the far side of the room, barely visible, by the heavily draped window I just could see her… Her color a smooth deep chocolate caramel! The moonlight gleaming through the fine curtains glistened on her profoundly seductive blush. Her muted blonde top looking so sweet!

My heart began to race with anticipation! Even though she was there for another, even though I knew what we had was to never be again… I didn’t care though, I was so drawn to that exquisite form. I could feel, rousing up in me, an excitement that would betray my previous assertion that we just could never be; but, there she was and my passions were rising rapidly, my heart, now beating so fast in my ears, it felt as though it would explode! The anticipation was unbearable…

I… I …I wanted her with every fiber of my being. Though I knew we had always been bad for one another, I knew well how it is that she is so good, so satisfying, so exotic on my tongue! Yes!

Right there and then I felt my legs, my legs moving – trembling but moving - toward her… I know I shouldn’t. As I approached her seductive form the very nectar of her essence gently rose in the still air and I could smell her sweet scent… Oh My G_d I was actually salivating! I wanted her so very badly!

To just touch her soft gentle curves! Oh to have her warm sweet silky form in my mouth! My tongue gently, caressing! Now! Now so close I just can’t help myself I will surely spend eternity in a blazing hell but I don’t care… No I don’t care today! Not Now! I will have her!

I reach for her my hands shaking slightly… my heart racing so fast… so close… about to envelop her and pull her gently to my warm waiting mouth…

The Lights Blared ON! A Man’s Voice - Nearly Screaming at Me! Sir! Sir! Shocked away from her seductive trance I turned abruptly, “Sir, as you have instructed Sir! PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! Your Diet Sir!

Yes, Jives, of course, your right I just have to Man UP! Thank you my trusted friend… Whew! That was close! ~~~SMH~~~

Have you ever found your relationship with food just too damn RIDICULOUS! Well, I have and it is no JOKE! Right!

Found me a new relationship! A New “Special Someone” her Name is GYM! You know Her! She’s a Great Gal! I try real hard to get with her EVERY DAY! But that’s because I’m just a bit Compulsive… but she so understands!

Surely we‘re all grown-up enough to avoid unhealthy relationships - RIGHT! Surely we know that if that relationship is harmful to us we ought not indulge our Fantasies but rather keep control!

Maybe I’m alone in this… if not, do tell… what FOOD is it that makes you want to lose all control and just scoop it up with all due PASSION!??!?!?