A joke for monday

There are 2 nude statues in this park, one is a male and the others is a female. They face each other day in day out, month after month, season after season, and year after year. Finally a statue fairy comes down and grants them mortality for 4 hours. So they step down of the podiums look at each and then at the woods, and before you know it there are running together straight for the woods.

1 hour later they come out of the woods sweaty and out breath. The male looks to the female and says "boy that was great." Female "yea that was". Male "wanna do it again" Female "yea but this time you catch the pigeon and I crap on them"

Happy freakin Monday.