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A joke for monday

BEFORE
BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
There are 2 nude statues in this park, one is a male and the others is a female. They face each other day in day out, month after month, season after season, and year after year. Finally a statue fairy comes down and grants them mortality for 4 hours. So they step down of the podiums look at each and then at the woods, and before you know it there are running together straight for the woods.

1 hour later they come out of the woods sweaty and out breath. The male looks to the female and says "boy that was great." Female "yea that was". Male "wanna do it again" Female "yea but this time you catch the pigeon and I crap on them"

Happy freakin Monday.

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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    There are 2 nude statues in this park, one is a male and the others is a female. They face each other day in day out, month after month, season after season, and year after year. Finally a statue fairy comes down and grants them mortality for 4 hours. So they step down of the podiums look at each and then at the woods, and before you know it there are running together straight for the woods.

    1 hour later they come out of the woods sweaty and out breath. The male looks to the female and says "boy that was great." Female "yea that was". Male "wanna do it again" Female "yea but this time you catch the pigeon and I crap on them"

    Happy freakin Monday.
  • connieq288
    connieq288 Posts: 1,102 Member
    LMAO


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  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    LMBO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the joke! :bigsmile:
  • sdjurek
    sdjurek Posts: 26 Member
    I needed that laugh on a monday. thanks!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    ROFL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks bro!
  • 1harleygal
    1harleygal Posts: 226 Member
    :bigsmile: Oh my gosh, I so needed to laught this morning!:bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: I love that one!
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    Good one! taubenfutter.gif
  • JessicaT2007
    JessicaT2007 Posts: 553 Member
    So gross but SO funny!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for this!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Made my day!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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