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Just then the ground began

a fedora wearing garden gnome

...by setting them on fire...

super duper extra heavy duty

itsy bitsy little fedora hat

I laughed hysterically because he

overheated and then exploded. After

with MY hands! I thought

starts thinking of something else

While eating soggy fried chicken

and drinking koolaid in a