I always get really drunk

Ilikelamps
Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Ever since I started drinking a case of beer a day, I have found that I get really really hammered! I usually drink 6 before I run, and then 6 before lunch, 6 before dinner, then 6 before passing out on someones front porch...My question is how do I stop myself from getting so drunk? Maybe ran AFTER i drink them?

Whatever, bottoms up!

:drinker:
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Do you even lift? Try that. It should fix your problem.
  • nvpixie
    nvpixie Posts: 483 Member
    Only a case? You're a lightweight.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Dad? Is that you? Me and Mom miss you.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Muscle weighs more than fat.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    If you don't drunk enough beer your body holds on to fat and then you pee your pants cause of starvation mode.
  • bybyadipocytes
    bybyadipocytes Posts: 51 Member
    If you don't drunk enough beer your body holds on to fat and then you pee your pants cause of starvation mode.



    I was just about to drop this knowledge ;)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    beer has protein what you will just pee out due to the volume consumed. I'd consider switching to hard liquor to minimize loss of your gains.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Whenever you are dancing on the tables it burns more cals.

    When you put the lampshade on your head it cancels that out, so yer good.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    If you don't drunk enough beer your body holds on to fat and then you pee your pants cause of starvation mode.



    I was just about to drop this knowledge ;)

    When more than one person agrees on MFP that means it's the TRUTH!
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    Must be because I'm racist and you're Irish!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    Dad? Is that you? Me and Mom miss you.

    :laugh: horrible lol
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Dad? Is that you? Me and Mom miss you.

    I love you. I spit my water out when I saw this. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Just break up.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Must be because I'm racist and you're Irish!

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    QFT. You should go to Ireland and learn a thing or two...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Drunk like this??
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    Or are you Canadian?
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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    Your metabolism is a furnace that needs to be revved up, try eating breakfast
  • Amitysk
    Amitysk Posts: 705 Member
    Dad? Is that you? Me and Mom miss you.

    Lol.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    1200 calories is not enough. Your body is going to hold onto all your fat, so eat more!
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    Or are you Canadian?
    i57ouu.gif
    Hey now, hey now!


    The GIF obviously isn't Canadian, or we'd have a beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other! :indifferent:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Switch to light beer. Coors light is Rocky Mountain water that never touches barley. It's not near as hard on your liver.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
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    I could watch this one million times.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I could watch this one million times.

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Do you drive home afterward?


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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Or are you Canadian?
    i57ouu.gif
    Hey now, hey now!


    The GIF obviously isn't Canadian, or we'd have a beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other! :indifferent:

    Oh great! Racism!

    (just joking)
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    It's the carbs.

    Try vodka with diet coke.

    0 carbs and only 70kcal.

    :drinker:
  • MFPMol
    MFPMol Posts: 151 Member
    You really need to eat breakfast. Otherwise you will go into starvation mode. That could be why you are getting so drunk.
  • DSTMT
    DSTMT Posts: 417 Member
    Ever since I started drinking a case of beer a day, I have found that I get really really hammered! I usually drink 6 before I run, and then 6 before lunch, 6 before dinner, then 6 before passing out on someones front porch...My question is how do I stop myself from getting so drunk? Maybe ran AFTER i drink them?

    Whatever, bottoms up!

    :drinker:

    Try losing some weight, apparently that increases tolerance :drinker: ...or something
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    It's the carbs.

    Try vodka with diet coke.

    0 carbs and only 70kcal.

    :drinker:

    I would laugh, but this is you being serious.
  • kcosgrove1976
    kcosgrove1976 Posts: 1 Member
    lol

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