I always get really drunk

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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
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    I could watch this one million times.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I could watch this one million times.

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    Do you drive home afterward?


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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Or are you Canadian?
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    Hey now, hey now!


    The GIF obviously isn't Canadian, or we'd have a beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other! :indifferent:

    Oh great! Racism!

    (just joking)
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
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    It's the carbs.

    Try vodka with diet coke.

    0 carbs and only 70kcal.

    :drinker:
  • MFPMol
    MFPMol Posts: 151 Member
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    You really need to eat breakfast. Otherwise you will go into starvation mode. That could be why you are getting so drunk.
  • DSTMT
    DSTMT Posts: 417 Member
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    Ever since I started drinking a case of beer a day, I have found that I get really really hammered! I usually drink 6 before I run, and then 6 before lunch, 6 before dinner, then 6 before passing out on someones front porch...My question is how do I stop myself from getting so drunk? Maybe ran AFTER i drink them?

    Whatever, bottoms up!

    :drinker:

    Try losing some weight, apparently that increases tolerance :drinker: ...or something
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    It's the carbs.

    Try vodka with diet coke.

    0 carbs and only 70kcal.

    :drinker:

    I would laugh, but this is you being serious.
  • kcosgrove1976
    kcosgrove1976 Posts: 1 Member
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    lol
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Remember, the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is whether you attend the meetings. :drinker:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    It's your timing. 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Here's the important question: Are you weighing it?

    Because if you're not, all hope is lost and you can't be helped.
  • Swiftdogs
    Swiftdogs Posts: 328 Member
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    Your HRM doesn't record properly when you're passed out. Eat more.

    [This thread is a winner :drinker: ]
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    okay before I set this down and let everyone get started time for an MFP sobriety test...

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    how many fingerz am i holding up?
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  • detox_pixie
    detox_pixie Posts: 166
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    Cupcakes
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    Thanks for sharing. (clap clap clap)

    If you puke after each 6 beers, then they don't count. Unless it's imported then you can't puke. Keep it down like a man.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    Or are you Canadian?
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    Hey now, hey now!


    The GIF obviously isn't Canadian, or we'd have a beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other! :indifferent:

    Oh great! Racism!

    (just joking)


    That's not racism; that's nationalityism. C'mon, keep up!
  • sunburntgalaxy
    sunburntgalaxy Posts: 455 Member
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    Wait, you are only drinking before you run - you need to drink while you run to stay hydrated. Staying hydrated is important for running and to help prevent hangovers. I think they have beers in plastic bottles now so you won't have to worry about the extra weight of glass, or the spilling with a can.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    Do you drive home afterward?


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    Patsy!!!! BEST SHOW EVVVVEEERRRRRR!!!!!

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