I always get really drunk

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  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Remember, the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is whether you attend the meetings. :drinker:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    It's your timing. 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Here's the important question: Are you weighing it?

    Because if you're not, all hope is lost and you can't be helped.
  • Swiftdogs
    Swiftdogs Posts: 328 Member
    Your HRM doesn't record properly when you're passed out. Eat more.

    [This thread is a winner :drinker: ]
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    okay before I set this down and let everyone get started time for an MFP sobriety test...

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    how many fingerz am i holding up?
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  • detox_pixie
    detox_pixie Posts: 166
    Cupcakes
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Thanks for sharing. (clap clap clap)

    If you puke after each 6 beers, then they don't count. Unless it's imported then you can't puke. Keep it down like a man.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Or are you Canadian?
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    Hey now, hey now!


    The GIF obviously isn't Canadian, or we'd have a beer in one hand and hockey stick in the other! :indifferent:

    Oh great! Racism!

    (just joking)


    That's not racism; that's nationalityism. C'mon, keep up!
  • sunburntgalaxy
    sunburntgalaxy Posts: 455 Member
    Wait, you are only drinking before you run - you need to drink while you run to stay hydrated. Staying hydrated is important for running and to help prevent hangovers. I think they have beers in plastic bottles now so you won't have to worry about the extra weight of glass, or the spilling with a can.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Do you drive home afterward?


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    Patsy!!!! BEST SHOW EVVVVEEERRRRRR!!!!!
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    Beer isn't meant for humans, you know. It's meant for baby beers. The babies drink it right from their mothers. Why would you drink the nectar of another species? Humans are not meant to drink beer. You should try Soy Beer or Almond Beer instead, you won't even notice the difference.
  • sati18
    sati18 Posts: 153 Member
    If you don't drunk enough beer your body holds on to fat and then you pee your pants cause of starvation mode.

    :D LOL that made me laugh

    * ETA Also initially I said s.n.i.g.g.e.r. and MFP thought i was being racist and changed it to s******
    :(

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