What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A half eaten snow cone

My boots

What is it with the women in your family all trying to tempt me??

A kilt

Lol let's stick to you

A crockpot full on split pea soup

Vein cozies

snow balls

Meat loaf

Boy shorts

Me and my walrus lol

Me and my walrus lol

Wth you doing in my closet. Come out with your hands up. :-)

Yes mam you're move lol