NEW FUN GAME : Corrupt a wish

chubzee
chubzee Posts: 104 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
This is how you play....

make a wish...and you have to corrupt my wish.
For example: Let say my wish was....

I wish I did not have to work today.

You would say : Granted you don't have to work today because your boss called and said not to bother coming in...you were FIRED !!!! :bigsmile:





Guess I will start.....

I wish.... today was Friday ! :tongue:
«1

Replies

  • chubzee
    chubzee Posts: 104 Member
    This is how you play....

    make a wish...and you have to corrupt my wish.
    For example: Let say my wish was....

    I wish I did not have to work today.

    You would say : Granted you don't have to work today because your boss called and said not to bother coming in...you were FIRED !!!! :bigsmile:





    Guess I will start.....

    I wish.... today was Friday ! :tongue:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
  • Livi_Loves_Pink
    Livi_Loves_Pink Posts: 754 Member
    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs

    Granted: You now have no legs! :bigsmile:


    I wish someone would make me a sandwich.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
    Granted, but now you have a cottage cheese face!

    I wish I had more energy today!
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs

    Granted: You now have no legs! :bigsmile:


    I wish someone would make me a sandwich.

    Have a "mud" sandwich, hope its not to corny....

    I think everyone understands what I mean by mud...
  • chubzee
    chubzee Posts: 104 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
    Granted, but now you have a cottage cheese face!

    I wish I had more energy today!


    granted you are now a replacement for the energizer bunny ..and you have to eat lettuce for the rest of your life.



    I wish I could learn to swim.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
    Granted, but now you have a cottage cheese face!

    I wish I had more energy today!

    You get 10000 W of energy by walking into an electric fence :smile:
  • alifelessevident
    alifelessevident Posts: 390 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
    Granted, but now you have a cottage cheese face!

    I wish I had more energy today!
    granted but now you have too much energy, and it never leaves, you become a complete insomniac, and slowly spiral down into complete insanity

    i wish i won the lottery
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    You get 10000 W of energy by walking into an electric fence :smile:

    Done that once--and only once--that was enough!!! Thankfully, it was set on low!
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    you wont make it 'til friday because the apocolypse is coming :devil: :smile:

    I wish I could fly


    you can fly but you cant walk anymore..... that sucks lol

    i wish i could get rid of my cottage cheese legs
    Granted, but now you have a cottage cheese face!

    I wish I had more energy today!
    granted but now you have too much energy, and it never leaves, you become a complete insomniac, and slowly spiral down into complete insanity

    i wish i won the lottery

    you ever read the short story entitled the lottery by shirley jackson?


    yea.... thats the lottery you won
    *prepares the stones*
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish I couldnt walk
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I wish I couldnt walk

    is this reverse psycology.... granted you cant walk but you also cant see
    i wish the kids were back in school already:noway:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    I wish I couldnt walk

    okay you can't walk you can only fly.......HEY WAIT A MIN.....:angry::laugh: you rascally rabbit you!:grumble: :bigsmile:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    I wish I couldnt walk

    is this reverse psycology.... granted you cant walk but you also cant see
    i wish the kids were back in school already:noway:

    okay they are but you have to be lunch mother...EVERYDAY:embarassed: .......I'm scared!
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I wish I couldnt walk

    is this reverse psycology.... granted you cant walk but you also cant see
    i wish the kids were back in school already:noway:

    okay they are but you have to be lunch mother...EVERYDAY:embarassed: .......I'm scared!

    hey ali you gotta make a wish you cheater lol
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense


    but then you would always be tingling:laugh:

    i wish i could afford a neww car... sigh
  • Poison5119
    Poison5119 Posts: 1,460 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense

    Granted. But 8 broken legs has GOT to be worse than two.

    I wish my kids could have stayed little forever.
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense


    but then you would always be tingling:laugh:

    i wish i could afford a neww car... sigh

    exactly $2.95 for a nice little hot wheels

    I wish cars never needed repairs
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense


    but then you would always be tingling:laugh:

    i wish i could afford a neww car... sigh

    exactly $2.95 for a nice little hot wheels

    I wish cars never needed repairs

    okay they don't but now no one can afford them.....

    I wish that I could blink my eyes and I'd be skinny.....( okay TAMI! lol)
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish I had spidey sense


    but then you would always be tingling:laugh:

    i wish i could afford a neww car... sigh

    exactly $2.95 for a nice little hot wheels

    I wish cars never needed repairs

    okay they don't but now no one can afford them.....

    I wish that I could blink my eyes and I'd be skinny.....( okay TAMI! lol)

    Im thinking stephen kings "thinner" for your wish

    you keep blinking your eyes and losing weight,
    good luck!:flowerforyou:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish that farts sounded like childrens laughter
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I wish that farts sounded like childrens laughter

    :laugh: granted but they smell like rotten eggs all the time:sick:

    i wish my belly would stop hurting so much from laughing at the guy in the see through pj's in the other post
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish that farts sounded like childrens laughter

    :laugh: granted but they smell like rotten eggs all the time:sick:

    i wish my belly would stop hurting so much from laughing at the guy in the see through pj's in the other post

    wait who said it was a guy?!
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I wish that farts sounded like childrens laughter

    :laugh: granted but they smell like rotten eggs all the time:sick:

    i wish my belly would stop hurting so much from laughing at the guy in the see through pj's in the other post

    wait who said it was a guy?!

    :laugh: wishful thinking i guess:laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    your stomach stops hurting, but only because you pee your pants EVERY time you laugh
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I wish everyone knew how AWESOME I am, haha
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    granted... everyone knows how awesome you are but.... you still live in Ali's pit and dance on a regular basis lol


    i wish for fat freee calorie free sour cream and onion chips
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    sure you can have those chips, but they have to be highly radioactive and toxic

    I wish money grew on trees
This discussion has been closed.

Categories