5 ways to detox

likitisplit
likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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They may not do anything, but at least they won't kill you.

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  • mortuseon
    mortuseon Posts: 579 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.
  • mortuseon
    mortuseon Posts: 579 Member
    That said, these look like really good ways to spend rest days.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?
  • mortuseon
    mortuseon Posts: 579 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Hahaha, I love it. "As the smoke diffuses, it takes the toxins away with it!"
  • PinkNinjaLaura
    PinkNinjaLaura Posts: 3,202 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Seems like there needs to be chanting with the sage leaf & burning.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    1. Poop
    2. Pee
    3. Shower

    Ta-da! Detoxed.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    My five detox steps:
    1. Eat Fried egg in pork fat.
    2. Eat bacon.
    3. Eat Cheese cake.
    4. Drink heavy cream chocolate shake.
    5. Do Yoga.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,982 Member
    So disappointed there's not a toilet seat in this regimen.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    1. Poop
    2. Pee
    3. Shower

    Ta-da! Detoxed.

    QFT
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Seems like there needs to be chanting with the sage leaf & burning.

    No, no. This is SCIENCE.
  • 6ftamazon
    6ftamazon Posts: 340 Member
    Detoxes are quite possibly the stupidest fitness craze ever lol
  • PinkNinjaLaura
    PinkNinjaLaura Posts: 3,202 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Seems like there needs to be chanting with the sage leaf & burning.

    No, no. This is SCIENCE.

    Then I'm out.
  • muggzie399
    muggzie399 Posts: 116 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Seems like there needs to be chanting with the sage leaf & burning.

    Poop, Pee, Shower. Sounds easiest enough.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Hahaha, I love it. "As the smoke diffuses, it takes the toxins away with it!"

    that's so true because smoke is mostly carbon dioxide and that's toxic :drinker:

    everyone must write "tox" on sage leaves and burn them now to detox!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    1. Poop
    2. Pee
    3. Shower

    Ta-da! Detoxed.

    QFT

    but you all forgot breathing out!! breathing out is the main way that the human body detoxes.

    but you also fill yourself with an explosive gas (oxygen) as part of the breathing process. Explosives go in, toxins come out. Explosives go in, toxins come out. Explosives go in, toxins come out..... repeat that as you do your breathing exercises with your detox yoga poses.... there's the chanting you've all been after....
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    1. Poop
    2. Pee
    3. Shower

    Ta-da! Detoxed.

    QFT

    4. Q-Tips - for those hard to reach areas
    5. Bourbon - kills germs AND brain cells
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    6) Step one: Write 'tox' on a piece of paper
    Step two: put the piece of paper in the bin.

    Great start. Let's make this a little more hoo-doo though.

    Write "tox" on a sage leaf, then set it on fire.

    See? Isn't this fun?

    Hahaha, I love it. "As the smoke diffuses, it takes the toxins away with it!"

    that's so true because smoke is mostly carbon dioxide and that's toxic :drinker:

    everyone must write "tox" on sage leaves and burn them now to detox!

    Only if you are serious about weight loss.

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