"roast" the poster above you...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
Rule #1 of this thread...NO BUTTHURT...and go.

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    No he's too busy playing with his mangina... While you watch of course.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    Shouldn't you be on a boat fishing with your boyfriends!?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    No he's too busy playing with his mangina... While you watch of course.

    haha, do you work for walmart or something?
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    Shouldn't you be on a boat fishing with your boyfriends!?

    Damn.. I read this as fisting...
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    Shouldn't you be on a boat fishing with your boyfriends!?

    I know you are jelly because I can get more tail than you..
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    Shouldn't you be on a boat fishing with your boyfriends!?

    I know you are jelly because I can get more tail than you..

    I'd slap you but I don't want slut on my hands.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    Shouldn't you be on a boat fishing with your boyfriends!?

    I know you are jelly because I can get more tail than you..

    well, Beaver Lake is right there...
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    I would use butter with a little bit of rosemary and thyme!

    shouldn't you be playing video games?

    No he's too busy playing with his mangina... While you watch of course.

    haha, do you work for walmart or something?

    I jumped that ship a long time ago... FAWK... I got nothing.... *hangs head and listens to the crying game*
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    h8CAF8191
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    h8CAF8191

    your friend is cute, can you hook us up?
  • K-Stew is to dogs, what Sarah Jessica Parker is to horses....
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    today I saw something that reminded me of you...but then I flushed and everything went back to normal.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    h8CAF8191

    your friend is cute, can you hook us up?

    She's German and used to big sausages...sorry.

    viennasausage.jpg
  • accelerashawn
    accelerashawn Posts: 470 Member
    John got his nickname from when he used to sit in the men's bathroom in HS. He'd collect money in exchange for letting all the guys "Use the John". Also a pretty good reason why he doesn't like others to complain about "butt-hurt". Nobody understands a good butt-hurt like John does.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    John got his nickname from when he used to sit in the men's bathroom in HS. He'd collect money in exchange for letting all the guys "Use the John". Also a pretty good reason why he doesn't like others to complain about "butt-hurt". Nobody understands a good butt-hurt like John does.

    can you add a couple plates so I can get in my warm up set?
  • accelerashawn
    accelerashawn Posts: 470 Member
    can you add a couple plates so I can get in my warm up set?
    Negative reps are great...but you have to do the positive portion too...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    can you add a couple plates so I can get in my warm up set?
    Negative reps are great...but you have to do the positive portion too...

    I'll let you work in if you're willing to help me add the 2 extra plates after you're done with your sets...
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Slinky fetishes sound kind of emo. 2/10 WNB
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Enjoys being cellmates with Jerry Sandusky.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Slinky fetishes sound kind of emo. 2/10 WNB

    Wow. Could not stop laughing. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    picks her up, puts seasoning on here drops her into the tray and puts her into the over for 90 mins at 170 degrees C or gas mark 4