Slap The Key Board

The rules are simple. Slap the keyboard and make a sentence or phrase using all of those letters. The words must start with that letter.

Example:
bgrfs
big goats rarely fight snails.

Get it?
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  • tanzmitpalmer
    tanzmitpalmer Posts: 124 Member
    cfer

    Can ferrets entertain rats?
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    ty9o

    Tell your 9 otters.
  • Pathend2
    Pathend2 Posts: 142
    tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrowcreepsintothispettypacefromdaytodaytothelastsyllableofrecordedtimeandallouryesterdayshavelightedfoolsthewaytodustydeathoutoutbriefcandlelife'sbutawalkingshadowapoorplayerthatstrutsandfretshishouruponthestageandthenisheardnomoreitisataletoldbyanidiotfullofsoundandfurysignifyingnothing
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    sfsd

    So ferrets steal diamonds?
  • Smirnoff65
    Smirnoff65 Posts: 1,060 Member
    tgis

    this game is s__t
  • tanzmitpalmer
    tanzmitpalmer Posts: 124 Member
    ry

    Rock yourself.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Yyljkewk

    You yodel like Jedi kittens evacuating wormy knickers

    Fyi, it's kind of hard to slap the keyboard on a "smart" phone. :laugh:
  • hdregt

    hot dudes rarely eat goats too
  • Sierra_christine89
    Sierra_christine89 Posts: 156 Member
    kjh

    Kangaroos jump high. :)
  • jtm4210
    jtm4210 Posts: 108 Member
    yjcd

    You just can't dance
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    gsoah

    great sailors only ate haggis
  • errorist
    errorist Posts: 142 Member
    wefuih

    wow, everything's f-ed up in here
  • zehr

    zebras eat horses rarely
  • cincysweetheart
    cincysweetheart Posts: 892 Member
    de

    Dumb Enough?

    (seriously… that's all that came up when I slapped the keyboard!)
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    igarohkdlnxc/

    hmm
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    tird

    This is really dumb
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    7edy6umn

    7 elves died young, 6 unicorns made nachos
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    gyvtt

    Growing your vagina takes time
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Tiits

    Treasure is in the safe
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    iu

    imbecile unicorns
  • asg
    Alligator save giraffe
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Puydp7

    Puppies unanimously yelp during poop 7
  • riirii93_
    riirii93_ Posts: 475 Member
    I'm just gonna write each word that first comes to mind. I have a feeling this is gonna come out inappropriately.

    sfogijar oweiahjfqoeih

    So ****ing ogre grill is jam and racist old wheel elf in a heart jar for queef of ear intestine heart.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    :laugh:

    Am I a horrible person for loving the word "queef"? I heard it called a "vart" the other day, but it's just not nearly as good.
  • OhhNiff
    OhhNiff Posts: 1,397 Member
    bjkg

    Biggest junk king giver.

    ...yeah, I don't know. And I love the word *kitten* and C U Next Tuesday.
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Hdua

    How do unicorns assimilate?

    Difficult on iPhone and autocorrect ????
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    rweq

    Red warriors eat quails.
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    yvg

    Yvonnes vaginal....goo

    :/ sorry peeps hahah
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    this post must die...why won't it die.

    gif-Overly-Attached-Girlfriend-knife-689480.gif
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    hPIL

    Help Phil ingest limes.