Yo Mama

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  • chunkmunk
    chunkmunk Posts: 221 Member
    Yo mama so fat she sat on an ipod, and turned it into an ipad.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat people in orbit around her.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    yo mama so fat that when she jumps the radio station skips \m/
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    Yo mama so fat, we know her as the United States Continent.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Yo mama is so poor, when she gets mad she can't even afford to fly off the handle. She has to take greyhound off the handle.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yo mama so fat, when she was burned as a witch, Salem smelled like bacon for a month.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at sea world...
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    yo mama so fat her senior picture was an aerial view \m/
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Yo mama so fat I worry sometimes about her well being, both physically and mentally. I think it's time for a serious intervention with her about where she is in life, and how to get her the motivation she needs to step up and make some changes and begin her journey towards better health.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Yo mama so fat I worry sometimes about her well being, both physically and mentally. I think it's time for a serious intervention with her about where she is in life, and how to get her the motivation she needs to step up and make some changes and begin her journey towards better health.

    AW SNAP! I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that burn. :happy:
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
    Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
  • shaypearl
    shaypearl Posts: 307 Member
    Yo mama so old, her ssn is 000-00-0004
  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
    Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

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