Kicking him out of the bedroom?

bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
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invites guy over for dinner, wine, etc...

10PM rolls around

me: hey, I need to wake up early for work, do you mind leaving?
him: why????
me: cause if you don't leave, I'm going to want to get married
him: *ZIPS OUT DOOR WITHOUT A GOODBYE*

*no emotis were harmed in the creation of this topic*

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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    See you!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    This message is approved by Dr Who AND Chuck Norris.

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    And this is why Germany beat Brazil.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I approve this thread much more than the original.

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  • love2lift_85
    love2lift_85 Posts: 356 Member
    LOL LOL

    Win.
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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
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    While a little extreme...........still valid!!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Mention having his children too...that always helps.
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    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Mention having his children too...that always helps.

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  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    Mention having his children too...that always helps.

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    :love:
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    LMGDAO


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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    invites guy over for dinner, wine, etc...

    10PM rolls around

    me: hey, I need to wake up early for work, do you mind leaving?
    him: why????
    me: cause if you don't leave, I'm going to want to get married
    him: *ZIPS OUT DOOR WITHOUT A GOODBYE*

    *no emotis were harmed in the creation of this topic*

    :laugh:
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  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    And I thought this was going to be about that ad for a stop-snoring device! :laugh:
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    haha! Need to remember this one! ;P
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
    invites guy over for dinner, wine, etc...

    10PM rolls around

    me: hey, I need to wake up early for work, do you mind leaving?
    him: why????
    me: cause if you don't leave, I'm going to want to get married
    him: *ZIPS OUT DOOR WITHOUT A GOODBYE*

    *no emotis were harmed in the creation of this topic*

    You know, once upon a time this got me engaged... be careful who you use this tactic on. :P
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    See you!!!
    Danny McBride...omnomnomnom.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    invites guy over for dinner, wine, etc...

    10PM rolls around

    me: hey, I need to wake up early for work, do you mind leaving?
    him: why????
    me: cause if you don't leave, I'm going to want to get married
    him: *ZIPS OUT DOOR WITHOUT A GOODBYE*

    *no emotis were harmed in the creation of this topic*

    You know, once upon a time this got me engaged... be careful who you use this tactic on. :P
    That's what I was thinking. It doesn't always get him to leave, sometimes it makes him a permanent fixture. :bigsmile:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    And this is why Germany beat Brazil.

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    LOL The orginial was hilarious though.
  • Athena1007
    Athena1007 Posts: 49 Member
    This message is approved by Dr Who AND Chuck Norris.

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    ^^^ You and I need to be friends RIGHT NOW. Lol
  • SwashBlogger
    SwashBlogger Posts: 395 Member
    Such much entertainment! And good for you.

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