If the person above you stalked you everyday

Turn my hose on him!

when do I get it then?

@runnergirl

If I tried to get away, she'd probably catch me.

My workout routine, for now, is more free weights than cardio.

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Eh, no worries.

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@Damaged_Goods: Profile says she's unstable and psychotic. I'm in. I like to live dangerously. Plus, she's gorgeous.

@Cal: Why the hell not. Two stalkers is better than one. Hope you two can get along.

Come on in for a drank guuuurl.

My bum would hurt from the spankings

Idk..but we would probably laugh all the time

What do you mean IF....she does!

Tell her to get out of my damn bushes and come in already....

I would be apologetic that I hadn't noticed her before and ask her to come in and spank me, because I had been a very naughty boy....

We would do everything together

I would ask if she wanted to play Parchesi

id leave the door open hehe