Do weight gain actually work or just make you fart a lot?

liil79
liil79 Posts: 9
in Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
Do weight gain shakes actually give you real calories or just some kind of water weight?

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  • dammitjanet0161
    dammitjanet0161 Posts: 319 Member
    Best thread title ever :laugh:
  • chilledbeast
    chilledbeast Posts: 15 Member
    what is a real calorie compared to a non real calorie?
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Are these magic calories you speak of??

    If they are calories, and you take in more calories than you need daily, then you will gain weight.
  • jquijas
    jquijas Posts: 222 Member
    Are these magic calories you speak of??

    If they are calories, and you take in more calories than you need daily, then you will gain weight.

    Yep! Weight gain shakes are just heavy calorie protein shakes. Bottom line is eat in surplus gain weight. A calorie is a calorie.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Are these magic calories you speak of??

    If they are calories, and you take in more calories than you need daily, then you will gain weight.

    Yep! Weight gain shakes are just heavy calorie protein shakes. Bottom line is eat in surplus gain weight. A calorie is a calorie.

    Another thing you can do is just buy carb powder
    That is what I do...so a tub of protein powder is like $43 I think or maybe less....
    Then get a tub of carb powder which comes to like $13.
    100 calories, 25gr of carbs / scoop
  • Obeah1
    Obeah1 Posts: 54 Member
    You won't fart but you'll probably flatulate non-stop.
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    The title made my day. Thanks for the laugh :flowerforyou:
  • eating4me
    eating4me Posts: 239 Member
    Are we talking about real farts or just ones that impersonate a fart? :wink:
  • accelerashawn
    accelerashawn Posts: 470 Member
    I got that Arnold Iron Mass stuff when it first came out really cheap on promotion. It doesnt make me fart.

    Its got beef protein, barley and sweet potato powder for carbs, and good fats in it so its basically a meal in a scooper. I like it cuz its an easy way to add calories without having to measure out a bunch of food.

    To use it as a gainer you're supposed to drink shakes in between meals...so yeah if you eat 2000 calories a day and take two shakes between 3 meals, you've had 3000 calories. Then you have profit.
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    what is a real calorie compared to a non real calorie?

    By the title of the thread it sounds like some calories are burned and others are farted away?
  • johnprimeaux
    johnprimeaux Posts: 34 Member
    Yep - best thread title ever!
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Do weight gain actually work or just make you fart a lot?

    Explosive farts. The more fiber you can pack in there the better.

    awesome.gif
  • 1911JR
    1911JR Posts: 276
    Do weight gain shakes actually give you real calories or just some kind of water weight?

    Honest answer, both. Its calories........
  • fangedneko
    fangedneko Posts: 133 Member
    The farts are the weight. By farting you're defeating the purpose.
  • cwoyto123
    cwoyto123 Posts: 308
    Just eat normal food.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Do weight gain actually work or just make you fart a lot?

    Explosive farts. The more fiber you can pack in there the better.

    awesome.gif

    shart?
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    The farts are the weight. By farting you're defeating the purpose.

    Yes, hold all the farts in!
  • Valrotha
    Valrotha Posts: 294 Member
    In for the smart *kitten* comments, lol.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    "I sharted" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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