New and Improved! first world problems
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While I live in korea but i think i have a problem that is hard is first world.... My Filipina maid was late today and even though I would like to dock her wage for being late .... but I only pay her less then 10.00USdollars a month...
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"Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
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"Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
Who can name where this came from?
Had to cheat w Google0 -
I just now noticed that my Mios have expiration dates (expired last year)...ehh....:drinker:0
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How about working two jobs and still have to declare bankruptcy?0
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I could write many of these but then people might judge me for being awesome... though I guess that in and of itself is a first world problem.0
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Most of my butter knives are bent at the top because they've been used as screwdrivers, ergo ripped bread. Unbent knife in the dishwasher, couldn't be bothered to wash it, considered using the back of a teaspoon to butter bread, gave myself a reality check, had cereal instead.
All of my dessert spoons are bent as used to take kids punctured bike tyres off the wheels..makes eating interesting though!0 -
Most of my butter knives are bent at the top because they've been used as screwdrivers, ergo ripped bread. Unbent knife in the dishwasher, couldn't be bothered to wash it, considered using the back of a teaspoon to butter bread, gave myself a reality check, had cereal instead.
All of my dessert spoons are bent as used to take kids punctured bike tyres off the wheels..makes eating interesting though!
That is a great idea! Now I have a use for the spoons that have gone down the garbage disposal!
EDIT: I guess I have to put this one up. "I ruined a spoon by dropping it in the garbage disposal." First world problems0 -
I haven't got enough money for the train to work, so I have to take the bus. Which is about an hour and a half journey. By train it's 45mins. I hate TfL some (all) times!
The air con at work is giving me a chesty cough, even though I've just got over a virus over the weekend, and my colleague doesn't wanna get sick. This is why I suggested a cheaper alternative in the beginning - fans!
I've had to cut down on smoking, because that same colleague hates the smell of cigarettes (but then again, my office is right opposite the Body Shop...)
Deadlines on databases are impossible!!
I've been staying at the mister's for the past month, and now my cat's forgotten about me!!this one hurts the most!
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Girl is too tall0
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"Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
Who can name where this came from?
Had to cheat w Google
At least you're honest0
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