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  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    I always find dogs humping something funny...

    Especially a female dog humping another dog....and then you snap at them and tell them to stop...
    The dog always hops off, and then looks at the one it just violated like "Yeah b i t c h, I just owned your @$$"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Your wife knows this isn't a dating/hook-up site, right?

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    It isn't, right??
    Right?? :huh: :huh: :huh: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    :cry: :cry: :cry:
    Clearly I have been doing something wrong. :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)

    Yeah, your p u s s y did it for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: :love:

    Have you no decency?? Cover up.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)

    Yeah, your p u s s y did it for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: :love:

    Have you no decency?? Cover up.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It was your username it's 69 backwards. :laugh: :laugh:
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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    Sorry, but due to my girl logic, now all I want to do is add you.

    girl logic? so basically "non-existent logic" ? i kid i kid...

    That's such an a-hole thing to say! Quickie?
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)

    Yeah, your p u s s y did it for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: :love:

    Have you no decency?? Cover up.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    It was your username it's 69 backwards. :laugh: :laugh:

    Hey, how you doin???
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    in all seriousness though I do 96, cause that was the year I signed on w/ AOL...so I have just kept the 96
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)

    Yeah, your p u s s y did it for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: :love:

    Have you no decency?? Cover up.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    No decency and no shame. Life is good. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
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    No matter what anyone thinks of your agreement. It's your marriage. Glad to see a man respecting something you both agreed on. Any guy with deadlift in his name is cool with me. Sending you a friend request.
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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    Well thank you OP for making me realize how boring my life is. I can't stop reading this pathetic thread as this is the most entertainment I have had in days!

    You should have been around for the Inappropriate Friends thread. :D It was super great.
    No matter what anyone thinks of your agreement. It's your marriage. Glad to see a man respecting something you both agreed on. Any guy with deadlift in his name is cool with me. Sending you a friend request.

    I concur. Respecting your agreement with your wife is awesome.

    It is merely my opinion that not being permitted to have friends of the opposite gender is not a great place to be. It tends to be indicative of there being some other underlying issue.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    I thought it was, that's why I signed up

    Oh man, such a great profile pic
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Hot, right? See, totally a hook-up site :wink:

    (Enter creeper music here)

    Yeah, your p u s s y did it for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :love: :love: :love:

    Have you no decency?? Cover up.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    No decency and no shame. Life is good. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

    Sounds like a good way to live. :smile:
  • drewba13
    drewba13 Posts: 47 Member
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    Added, despite the shenanigans going on in here. Nice job so far!
  • Turtle_Lover1981
    Turtle_Lover1981 Posts: 6
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    10/10 would bang
  • pyrowill
    pyrowill Posts: 1,163 Member
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    Props to you for sticking to your agreement. I do feel sorry for you though man. The women on this site are awesome.

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  • awesomejdad
    awesomejdad Posts: 493 Member
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    to pyrowill

    Your right. I find that, for the most part, the ladies are much more active in regard to support and encouragement. Generally speaking of course. However the only girl I want.........is only one post away.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    Why would that agreement be necessary? But don't worry, we don't wanna be friends with you either.

    :sad:

    Yep
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
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    For all the cast aside women: My wife lets me be friends with whomever I want. *Waits for the FR's to roll in*

    And I'm just straight up single.

    Ladies...

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    this is making me LOL hard.

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