Ode to the OP

…or I’m sorry your thread got derailed, but who doesn’t love a kitteh GIF?

You had the perfect title, so clever and concise

It drew us near and sucked us in, it made us all think twice

You made your case with eloquence, your logic was precise

Each point you hit with facts legit, alas you rolled the dice

For this is MFP, you see--you had no chance at all

By mid-page three, we swooped with glee
--We really had a ball!

One small bomb was all it took, and there your topic lay forsook

Don’t wail or moan or grind your teeth, give us another chance

We can’t be blamed, we never claimed wisdom or brilliance

We’re held enslaved, we can’t be saved from the love of seeing a kitten DANCE!