Things I think when I run...

LOL, have had all those thoughts at one time or another

1. I love this song!
2. Why is that old dude staring at me?
3. Ah! Bee!
4. Damn, I wish my boobs were smaller.
5. I need a manicure.
6. What am I gonna make for dinner this week?

So true! Love this

I love this! And I always stop to pet the puppies. Life is too short to run past puppies without stopping to say hello.

1- wow I'm going fast, look at me
2- wow that lady is going fast, I must be slow
3- alright I am not getting lapped 2x in one lap, pick up the pace
4-alright I am definetly not getting lapped 3x
5-wow it's hot out here
6-i need a jacket
7-3 minutes?
8-i am so thirsty
9-at least I can't feel my left foot
10- is it bad I can't feel my left foot?
11- is it the left foot or right foot you can't feel when having a stroke
12-is it a stroke or a heart attack
13-five minutes?
14-i love these shoes
15-why did I drink all that water
16 -faster faster!
17-woah slow down, he's probably been running for 70 years
18-he must have been an Olympian
19-seriously? are double strollers safe at that speed?
20-definetly a heart attack
21-7 minutes?
22- I could do this for at least another hour
23-definetly a stroke
24 good thing I can't feel my right foot
25-uhoh thought it was my left foot
26-i hate these shoes
27 WHAT is that smell
28-what if that's me
29-that's not me
30-really you just had to pass me up and then slow to a walk and I still can't catch up?
31-11 minutes?
32-o I love this song let's go faster
33-fast is over rated
34-look at me go 13 mins and not dead!
35-look at me I am a runner!
36-yes I know jogger, I am a jogger
37-walking is good too
38-stop walking! jog ya lazy walker
39-ok walking it is
40-maybe it was me
41-that's def not me
42-25 mins? did aliens abduct me
43-don't feel like I was probed
44-that's what that smell was I bet

'wow, i suddenly have so much energy! is this a runners high?! ...oh no wait, i'm just running downhill now'

Love this!!!

1. Wow its a nice day.
2. I turned the Garmin on right?
3. I like the next song better
4.That's not a skunk is it? Oh its the neighbors cat.
5. In 1,2 out 1, 2
6. That's a cool purple flower
7. Ah, critter poop. They have all that grass land and they still poop on the road. What's wrong with them?
8. Oh look, the yellow flowers are out
9. I should have gone a mile by now. Why isn't the garmin beeping?
10. Look out for that mailbox!
11. Oh look Orange flowers.
12. Why is that buzzard hovering?
13. Daisies!
14. Is there a goose by that pond? (hope it stays over there!)
15. The cows are by the fence. Rub a nose or two on the way by.
16. Oh the Garmin beeped. Time to turn around. 2.5 miles, how'd I miss two beeps? (I run w/ 1 earbud in)
17. Ugh, gotta restart the music on the phone. Album over.
18. Crap its up hill on the way back.
19. One hill
20. Two hill. Gawd I'm gonna die here.
21. Third hill. Jeez my life is starting to flash by
22. 4th Hill, ah Road to the subdivision and I'm still alive.
23. Dang it, Sheila's Rottweiler is in the front yard.
24. I'm gonna die out running him...
25. 5th Hill. Ok I'm walking.

1. Today will be my best time.
2. I feel great!
3. I can't do this.
4. I wonder if anyone else swallows bugs because they're breathing so hard.
5. Why did I download this song?
6. I'm almost 50 and I'm doing this!
7. She's in her 60s and just passed me.

1. Ok here we go
2. You got this, feeling good
3. Wow is she at 6.0 speed
4. Ok I can do 5.0
5. No you can't back to 4.0
6. Come on knees you are fine keep up
7. Ohh good song lets put that on repeat
8. I don't wanna be fat, I don't wanna be fat
9. Wow I can't breathe, are my legs numb?
10. Don't stop you have backfat remember, you don't like backfat
11. You'll be so much hotter in a few months with those new clothes you can buy , suck it up
12. OMG really only .8 of a mile COME ON! This thing is obviously broken
13. I'm surrounded by gladiators
14. Ohh he's hot
15. Ok yep I hear ya knees almost there
16. At least you're doing it you weigh 230 lbs and you're running you're a rock star
17. I'm not a rock star I'm dying omg come on body just stay with me
16. Oh Jesus where's the stop button

'oh look another runner! should i wave? i'm gonna wave and show support to my fellow runner *waves* ....oh god he just ignored me oh god oh god oh god why did i wave?'

lol I like that one, so me

look another person out for a run or walk, smile and nod smile and nod, here they come smile and nod
oh crikey I just nodded they would have acknowledged me if I had smiled! why didn't I smile o look another person, smile and nod smile and nod smile and nod, oh gosh I just smiled, she must think I'm a creeper, got to smile and nod smile and nod, o bollocks I'm not gonna smile or nod, these people are all mean, oh darn she smiled and nodded! and I just ran past, I so suck at this, smile and nod smile and nod............

LOL, I'm rolling here! I'm the same. Just when I think I've got the "runner's acknowledgment" etiquette down, I always feel I did it wrong and feel so embarrassed. From now on, I think I'll just be the "ignorer". So much easier, but then I'M the jerk embarrassing people for not acknowledging their smiling and nodding and waving.

Ugh! I'll never get it right! And now I will think of all this next run :laugh: Thanks/notthanks, everybody

1. Gate closed, no doggies out, children are screaming they want to come... should have taken one of them.
2. Older child's bus stop... warm up over.
3. Oh hell, I forgot to reset the lap on Garmin.
4.Crap, reset lap button stuck, how am I supposed to know how fast I'm going when the freaking lap button won't work?
5. I know i'm going faster than that, this is still counting my warm up darn it!
6. Is that dog leashed? That dog better be leashed.
7. Crap, he's not leashed. Slow down, dont make eye contact.
8. Oh hell, he's growling and following me anyway.
9. Don't yell at the owner who just came out and is yelling at you. Just keep walking... dog is no longer a threat.
10. Dumb dog owner ruined my pace.
11. I should have brought older child, I'm not going that far.
12. Reset button! Reset button!

'ahhh a curb is coming up *jumps* PARKOUR'

Oh my word! Yes!

1) I love this song!
2) Getting sassy, let's shake it
3) Dancing while running/walking burns more calories, right?
4) Oh god, who saw me doing that?
5) Just run until the end of this song...
6) Okay run until the next song starts...
7) Of course there would be a commercial. Come on commercial
8) Commercials are, like, what, thirty seconds? Maybe a minute?
9) I'm pretty sure this commercial has gone on for at least four minutes
10) Twenty seconds?! I'm thinking it's time to walk for a minute.

1. one bunny
2. oh here's the section without a sidewalk, any cars coming?
3. two bunnies
4. this part of the sidewalk is always flooded, why?
5. three bunnies
6. there's the lady walking her little dog riding in a scooter
7. four bunnies, or was that three, lost track already
8. did my husband just drive by, or did I wave at a stranger?
9. Ok I really think that was 5 bunnies now
10. can my knees handle the long route with all the extra cul-de-sacs today?
11. 6 bunnies? 7?
12. OK, I don't care if I have to stop jogging to skip this song, I am not listening to taylor swift on pandora
13. When are these people going to trim their trees so I don't have to duck while I'm jogging?
14. Geese! Is a group called a gaggle? I'm sure my brother would know, gotta ask him one these days.
15. Ok, gotta push it up Alicia's steep hill and I'm done.