Give a job/career to the person above you

Manager

A Straight Shootin' Son of a Gun

Hair stylist

Taxman

therapist.

Tow truck driver (with that big ol chain of yours XD)

(fyi, i would make a horrible admin assistant. the worst ever)

Dancer.

That waitress that always calls you, "Hon".

Edit: grammar

Underwater Knife Fighter in the Mojave dessert

flaminco dancer