Have you ever farted on a first date?

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BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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...and did you get a second date? :huh:

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    like where she heard it? or where I had plausible deniability that I didn't dood it?
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Yes i did, and married the poor girl!
  • WelshPhil1975
    WelshPhil1975 Posts: 138 Member
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    Before we were married my fiancee would stay over at mine and she would hold in farts until I got up and went to work. She said sometime afterwards that me going to work was the best part of the day!
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Best. Thread. EVER.

    in for the responses.
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
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    I'm not sure why I am admitting this but yes and I blamed on the person sitting behind me...he believed me

    ETA: Yes, there was also a second date
  • jferg70
    jferg70 Posts: 147 Member
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    Not audibly, but the cheek lean probably gave it away anyway. Can't help myself...
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    yoga-fart.gif
  • amethyst7986
    amethyst7986 Posts: 223 Member
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    I'm not sure why I am admitting this but yes and I blamed on the person sitting behind me...he believed me

    ETA: Yes, there was also a second date


    Did he ever find out you blamed it on another person?
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
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    I'm not sure why I am admitting this but yes and I blamed on the person sitting behind me...he believed me

    ETA: Yes, there was also a second date


    Did he ever find out you blamed it on another person?

    Nope, and occasionally we would be places and he would tell people about how our first date was almost ruined by the rude guy behind us. Fortunately, we broke up so I don't feel guilty anymore because I don't have to hear the story
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    I've always done the crop dusting maneuver.

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