Give a job/career to the person above you

geologist

Whoopie Pie Quality Control Inspector.

No, wait. I want that job. Damnit....

LOL

Professional butt-sniffer (you have a dog as your profile picture. I couldn't pass it up)

professional criminal

Party planner, just bc you seem like a lot of fun! lol

Party planner, just bc you seem like a lot of fun! lol

I plan the best parties chickie!

Bettie is going to DJ it!

dubstep musician

Doctor

my new PA

Beautician

Police