Pass, Hug, Spank, Dance, Marry or Date

Username_Not_Required · August 2014

@B0rnC0nfused: Awkwardly hug at the start of the date as we make small talk. I ask you about your pets. You tell me you have a cat named Sandy. I ask you why you called it Sandy and you say its because she's sandy colored. We both laugh awkwardly. I order the hardest drink on the menu. We both do shots. I tell you that you remind me of my ex. You tell me that you don't like that. I apologize. I order one more round. You tell me that you have a bad zit on your derriere. I suggest we go for a walk. Yadda yadda yadda... we have sex.