If you could make any food zero calorie...

Anything and everything on the Zombie Burger menu! Especially The Walking Ched burger(cheese burger with friend mac and cheese as the bun)

Damn it, now I have to go get me some pizza, chocolate, brownies, ice cream, bacon and beer.

All you can eat sushi.....LOL

That would be my choice as well. Sushi.

peanut butter and ice cream and cheese

Ice Cream or Chocolate. And if you combine the two it should be NEGATIVE calories!!

ALL MEAT

Wine!
bread
Cheese

WINE!

Oh, and chocolate chip cookies.

I find now I can eat anything in moderation and be ok. However, there is no moderation for me when beer is involved. Beer. Definitely beer!