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edited March 2 in Introduce Yourself
so i have aged ten years and gained a hundred pounds. worst part is im only 26! ugh. military accident overseas in iraq left me crippled with some herniated disks. i have used that as an excuse to not do literally ANYTHING for years now.

im feel like my block on here is a cool way to blow off steam and release stress by publicly writing my life in graphic ways,

also, i love watermelon. it is delicious.

OTHER THAN THAT ...whats up guys. looking for motivation peeps in Sactown CA. word. yes, i say word in real life. im sorry life.

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  • Posts: 93 Member
    That's rough man, sorry about your accident overseas. Sounds like you're taking the right steps by acknowledging change is needed. Start with your diet and light cardio and work your way into a healthy lifestyle. You'll feel better mentally and physically within a few short months. Life doesn't have to be ***tty!
  • Posts: 230 Member
    http://www.oprah.com/health/Paging-Dr-Oz

    Yepp, girls always turn to Oprah for answers, lol. A 35lb weight loss can equal 1 inch.....there.

    Thank you for your service and I'm sorry you had accident. I hope you can find some relief for your back pain. Maybe there is some yoga or physical therapy that might help.

    Remember Cheetos and porn do not mix and yes, watermelon is delicious!
  • Posts: 7,436 Member
    losing the weight should help a lot with that problem. Also, lifting heavy weights boosts testosterone which also boosts the libido for both men and women. You should check with a physio regarding what kind of lifting you can do with your back injury, but in most cases it is safe to lift and it often helps and I know someone that does squats and deadlifts with disc injuries in his back... get medical advice about how to do this safely and find out if it would help or make things worse in your case. A lot of people assume it's impossible to do lifting with back injures... for some types of injuries they're right, but in a lot of cases it can actually help. And even if lifting's out of the question there's usually some kinds of exercise that are still possible and will help a lot.
  • Posts: 61,406 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
    There is a blog feature here you may enjoy.
  • Posts: 9,003 Member
    :noway:
  • Posts: 8,646 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    What is it with you people and watermelon?
  • Posts: 4,317 Member
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    What is it with you people and watermelon?

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 13
    yip. probably a good time to rest the fingers lol. ill be honest, tried to edit the title figuring this is prob more family or all age friendly rather than immature male environment. cant figure out how to edit title. feel kinda bad to be honest. i will prob try to clean it up in the forums, nasty in my blog. good compromise.
  • Posts: 3,515 Member
    What are you doing with that watermelon there, fella?
  • Posts: 4,252 Member
    Excess weight causes penises to become concealed by fat (making it look smaller). I assure you your penis didn't shrink! :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 810 Member
    Good luck on your journey! You'll gain inches as you lose!
  • Posts: 39,744 Member
    yip. probably a good time to rest the fingers lol. ill be honest, tried to edit the title figuring this is prob more family or all age friendly rather than immature male environment. cant figure out how to edit title. feel kinda bad to be honest. i will prob try to clean it up in the forums, nasty in my blog. good compromise.
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  • Posts: 980 Member
    Hey brother...thank you for your service and your sacrifice. :drinker:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031510/Want-Viagra-effect-taking-pill-Try-eating-watermelon.html

    check out that link. Your love of watermelon may be what you need.
  • Posts: 27
    Eat more watermelon! It contains citrulline which is good for blood flow. Increased blood flow= bigger D
  • Posts: 1
    My advice to you: Stay away from carbs, try Cialis and check out Tube 8. Thanks for your service and sacrifice for this country. Very proud of you. You deserve a great life bro. It's there waiting for you. I did it, and I'm a real slouch. You can definitely do it. Go for it.
  • Posts: 206 Member
    The Viagra effect of watermelon is in the skin, not the mushy pink biz. So...yuck.
    Btw shaving the 'zone' can make it look bigger.
    Or if you want to make her scream put Lego blocks all over the bed.
    Problem solved!
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon
  • Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sorry to hear man. Hopefully with weight loss you can restore your confidence and return a healthy bloodflow to your penis. Also you may want to talk to a doctor about the viagra in case it may cause long term issues with your erectile dysfunction even after weight loss.
  • Posts: 6,208 Member
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    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon
    So....what if your daughter brought a watermelon home? You still wouldn't think highly of it? I see how it iz.
  • Posts: 34,415 Member
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    So....what if your daughter brought a watermelon home? You still wouldn't think highly of it? I see how it iz.

    I'd prefer that she brought home a cantaloupe.


    OMG! I'm melonist!
  • Posts: 2,199 Member
    I just want in. I have high hopes for this thread. And the OP.

    And *ETA* After checking out the OP's profile. I have to say, your inspirations are.... well....... inspiring.
  • Posts: 61,406 Member
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    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon

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  • Posts: 4,252 Member
    I just want in. I have high hopes for this thread. And the OP.

    And *ETA* After checking out the OP's profile. I have to say, your inspirations are.... well....... inspiring.

    :laugh: At least he's honest, right?!
  • Posts: 13
    OP here, yeah, that guy who feels sorry for his penis. yeah, him lol

    its been getting better. i guess the nerve damage somehow cut off the ability to create my own testosterone, and am being treated for it. the Blue Diamonds get put away in a drawer and just stacking up not being used. drive has been increasing, and i eat alot of watermelon if that really does help? i will most likely always be posting real life things people find offensive, im sorry, thats where my moral compass is and my humor is in bashing on people and things, and my junk.

    word.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    word.
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