I wussed out of an amazing burger today

I love burgers, I also love eating challenges a'la furious Pete. Today me and the other half took the kiddy winks to the beach and as I was queuing for some food I spied a 3/4lb burger with bacon and cheese for only £6. I mean that's super cheap and one hellova big burger.... I'm ashamed to say I turned it down as I was thinking about calories (surely 1500+ for a burger that big) and settled for an extremely healthy deep fried battered fish instead. I'm, not too ashamed in actuality, I look quite slim in the photos.