Wife wants my teenage D back

pelaccioiniraq
pelaccioiniraq Posts: 13
in Introduce Yourself
so i have aged ten years and gained a hundred pounds. worst part is im only 26! ugh. military accident overseas in iraq left me crippled with some herniated disks. i have used that as an excuse to not do literally ANYTHING for years now.

im feel like my block on here is a cool way to blow off steam and release stress by publicly writing my life in graphic ways,

also, i love watermelon. it is delicious.

OTHER THAN THAT ...whats up guys. looking for motivation peeps in Sactown CA. word. yes, i say word in real life. im sorry life.

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  • Dube11
    Dube11 Posts: 93 Member
    That's rough man, sorry about your accident overseas. Sounds like you're taking the right steps by acknowledging change is needed. Start with your diet and light cardio and work your way into a healthy lifestyle. You'll feel better mentally and physically within a few short months. Life doesn't have to be ***tty!
  • Smart_Beautiful_and_Strong
    Smart_Beautiful_and_Strong Posts: 230 Member
    http://www.oprah.com/health/Paging-Dr-Oz

    Yepp, girls always turn to Oprah for answers, lol. A 35lb weight loss can equal 1 inch.....there.

    Thank you for your service and I'm sorry you had accident. I hope you can find some relief for your back pain. Maybe there is some yoga or physical therapy that might help.

    Remember Cheetos and porn do not mix and yes, watermelon is delicious!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    losing the weight should help a lot with that problem. Also, lifting heavy weights boosts testosterone which also boosts the libido for both men and women. You should check with a physio regarding what kind of lifting you can do with your back injury, but in most cases it is safe to lift and it often helps and I know someone that does squats and deadlifts with disc injuries in his back... get medical advice about how to do this safely and find out if it would help or make things worse in your case. A lot of people assume it's impossible to do lifting with back injures... for some types of injuries they're right, but in a lot of cases it can actually help. And even if lifting's out of the question there's usually some kinds of exercise that are still possible and will help a lot.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    There is a blog feature here you may enjoy.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    :noway:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    What is it with you people and watermelon?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    What is it with you people and watermelon?

    :laugh:
  • pelaccioiniraq
    pelaccioiniraq Posts: 13
    yip. probably a good time to rest the fingers lol. ill be honest, tried to edit the title figuring this is prob more family or all age friendly rather than immature male environment. cant figure out how to edit title. feel kinda bad to be honest. i will prob try to clean it up in the forums, nasty in my blog. good compromise.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    What are you doing with that watermelon there, fella?
  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    Excess weight causes penises to become concealed by fat (making it look smaller). I assure you your penis didn't shrink! :flowerforyou:
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    Good luck on your journey! You'll gain inches as you lose!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    yip. probably a good time to rest the fingers lol. ill be honest, tried to edit the title figuring this is prob more family or all age friendly rather than immature male environment. cant figure out how to edit title. feel kinda bad to be honest. i will prob try to clean it up in the forums, nasty in my blog. good compromise.
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  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    Hey brother...thank you for your service and your sacrifice. :drinker:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031510/Want-Viagra-effect-taking-pill-Try-eating-watermelon.html

    check out that link. Your love of watermelon may be what you need.
  • Fit_Jesus
    Fit_Jesus Posts: 27
    Eat more watermelon! It contains citrulline which is good for blood flow. Increased blood flow= bigger D
  • richardstellar
    richardstellar Posts: 1
    My advice to you: Stay away from carbs, try Cialis and check out Tube 8. Thanks for your service and sacrifice for this country. Very proud of you. You deserve a great life bro. It's there waiting for you. I did it, and I'm a real slouch. You can definitely do it. Go for it.
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
    The Viagra effect of watermelon is in the skin, not the mushy pink biz. So...yuck.
    Btw shaving the 'zone' can make it look bigger.
    Or if you want to make her scream put Lego blocks all over the bed.
    Problem solved!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Sorry to hear man. Hopefully with weight loss you can restore your confidence and return a healthy bloodflow to your penis. Also you may want to talk to a doctor about the viagra in case it may cause long term issues with your erectile dysfunction even after weight loss.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon
    So....what if your daughter brought a watermelon home? You still wouldn't think highly of it? I see how it iz.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon
    So....what if your daughter brought a watermelon home? You still wouldn't think highly of it? I see how it iz.

    I'd prefer that she brought home a cantaloupe.


    OMG! I'm melonist!
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    I just want in. I have high hopes for this thread. And the OP.

    And *ETA* After checking out the OP's profile. I have to say, your inspirations are.... well....... inspiring.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Probably a good time to take a rest from typing on the Internet now, chief.

    Thanks for sharing the tidbit about watermelon tho. I too find it delicious.

    That's racist!


    I cut up a watermelon this morning, but opted to eat cantaloupe instead.

    Cantaloupe >>> watermelon

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  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    I just want in. I have high hopes for this thread. And the OP.

    And *ETA* After checking out the OP's profile. I have to say, your inspirations are.... well....... inspiring.

    :laugh: At least he's honest, right?!
  • pelaccioiniraq
    pelaccioiniraq Posts: 13
    OP here, yeah, that guy who feels sorry for his penis. yeah, him lol

    its been getting better. i guess the nerve damage somehow cut off the ability to create my own testosterone, and am being treated for it. the Blue Diamonds get put away in a drawer and just stacking up not being used. drive has been increasing, and i eat alot of watermelon if that really does help? i will most likely always be posting real life things people find offensive, im sorry, thats where my moral compass is and my humor is in bashing on people and things, and my junk.

    word.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    word.

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