Harry Weiner is mine...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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what is the funniest/most ironic name you've heard in someone you've met?
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  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    I work with a guy named Harold Beaver (Harry Beaver).
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    My dentist growing up was Dr. Feltwell.

    I had a classmate in boarding school named Outerbridge Horsey, III. Really.

    College room-mate was David Ga Dammick. Sick parents
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Miyung Wang
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    I had a teacher in high school named Mr. Fuchs (it's pronounced with a long "U" sound), which there was always some twerpy class clown who would pronounce it "wrong".

    I also have a professor with the last name of Hu. Haha, Dr. Hu ("WHO"). It was really awkward at first to say, Dr. Hu, so I always said Prof. Hu. It doesn't bother me now, nor him, who is aware of the humorous homophone.
  • scorpiophoenix
    scorpiophoenix Posts: 222 Member
    My mom went to high school with twin girls named Candy and Coke. Last name: Kane. -_-
  • Mexicanbigfoot
    Mexicanbigfoot Posts: 520 Member
    I know a guy named Dusty Corn :laugh:
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    Oh, this is "that" kind of thread. I had a classmate last semester named Wi Dong (true story). He preferred to go by his "American" name, Brian (can you blame him?).
  • JBcat123
    JBcat123 Posts: 211 Member
    my uncle changed his last name nemsov to nemcow. and all my cousins lives they were called ( insert name here) fatcow.
  • neveragain84
    neveragain84 Posts: 534 Member
    Had a teacher by the name of Mr. ****...

    Full name Richard Peter ****...

    /thread
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    A girl in my high school was named Love Seaman. There were also two guys whose last names were Butts and Weiner, and they hung out all of the time. That did not work out well for them. You know how high school kids are. :ohwell:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Leia Virgin
    Capt. Morgan

    The 20th governor of Texas named his daughter Ima, their last name was Hogg.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Didn't know the person directly. But a sister's co-worker named her daughter Abcde, pronounced "Ab-sa-dee"
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    I work with a guy named Harold Beaver (Harry Beaver).

    This is what I was going to say! I had a neighbor named Harry Beaver.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Where did you hear Harry Weiner? That was the name of one of my College Professors at CSUF.

    As for other names: I went to school with a Honey Bear Hoover and Candy Valentine. I worked with a Long Dong and a Wei Rong. And I've met an actual Mike Hunt.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    My husband's step brother's name was Dusty Boner until he changed it about 10 years ago. I kid you not.
  • mmd575
    mmd575 Posts: 88 Member
    I went to high school with a guy name Richard Phenis. Yea...you can imagine all the fun we had making fun of his name.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    A politician named D!ck Swett (I didn't actually meet him).
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
    mike hawk (dated him)
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
    One of my favorite singers, Richard Cheese (D!ck Cheese). Although I'm not sure if that was his birth name....
  • DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh
    DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh Posts: 363 Member
    Donald Duckworth
  • lishie_rebooted
    lishie_rebooted Posts: 2,973 Member
    When I was an RA, one of my kids was Long Ding.
    I was the only one on staff who didnt giggle when saying his name
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Richard Blood. He went by D!ck. My mother had a classmate named Patricia (Patty) Bottum.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Didn't know the person directly. But a sister's co-worker named her daughter Abcde, pronounced "Ab-sa-dee"

    There was a little girl in my son's kindergarten class named Abcde pronounced "Ab-sa-dee"
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    There was a client of the office I used to work for named Max Wiener. My boss there was D!ck Springer.

    There was another client... first name was Bill-Clinton.

    I used to work with someone who was Richard, but went by D!ck, his last name was Wang.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I know someone whose last name was Diamond. They named their kid Dave Danger Diamond.
  • GinGerSnapS713
    GinGerSnapS713 Posts: 37 Member
    Doctor Death, I kid you not. Funny to hear it paged overhead in the hospital, that's for sure!
  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
    I knew this brother and sister. Her name was Charity which wasn't too bad, however his name, I kid you not, (I saw his birth certificate.), was Joker.
    My sister went to school with a girl named Starwalker. I actually loved that name. lol
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    We have a client named Richard Golden. But I think the phone company trolled him because when his name comes up on our caller ID it says "Golden, D!ck"
  • Meerataila
    Meerataila Posts: 1,885 Member
    This is what happens when natural childbirth happens. Please, doctors, drug those mothers up and then sober them up a bit and put them in a kindly mood before you let them fill out the birth certificate!

    I once met someone named Christmas Holiday. Festive.
  • april27kelli
    april27kelli Posts: 338 Member
    There's a real estate agent named Ben Dover... in Butts County, GA.

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