What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A vast array of discarded makeup and hair products

A vast array of discarded makeup and hair products

(@Op - Lol! I only use Mascara and lipstick and never use product on my hair)
A Pool Boy named Marco

@Kris - A collection of Acid Rock Albums.

Sneakers and lots lots of crop tops

moth balls.

secret identity outfit

Massive stash of carrots.

dolls

A bunch a creepily mutilated stuffed animals. :noway:

WRONG. I have them out on display:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2330885/What-did-The-badly-stuffed-animals-left-little-dignity-afterlife.html

bananas...

30 pairs of sunglasses

I have at least 10 pair - LOL
:happy:

The stripper that goes with my pole. Give it back!

@kmprice Animorphs paperback and action figures

@rile hundreds of shower caps from hotel trips - you don't use them but you brought them home anyway

EDIT SLOW CONNECTION
@tia 17 bottle caps from sobe drinks you had over your life because the quotes printed inside touched your heart

Cheetos. Bags and bags of Cheetos.

Tevanna bags

Pet tarantulas.