Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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his Broadway debut in Chicago0
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He also forgot that he0
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Was wearing a chastity belt0
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that his mom had put0
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on Ebay, he bought it0
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for her originally. She never0
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planned on making it out0
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unscathed, but nevertheless wore it0
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until the break in period0
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with Xenu the all powerful0
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broke out his riding crop.0
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Told her this may hurt0
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but waist down she's numb.0
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Strictly working the upper body0
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methodically working his way around0
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and through the very heavy0
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unkempt bush, the blades were0
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like steel teeth ripping into0
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the deep abyss. Meanwhile back0
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at the Golden Shower Club0
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Wobbles waits at the door0
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With an invitation in hand, ready0
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for a night to remember0
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too bad he's an amnesiac.0
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with a bad case of0
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the shingles which is bad......0
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because he wasn't a roofer0
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and he ate pumpkin seeds0
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And grew pumpkins out of0
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