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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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The tweezers and the wrench0
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and forceps. We need0
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condoms and a towel stat !0
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Meanwhile, out on the river.....0
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Commodore's barge was just docking0
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for the day. He was0
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Delivering spinach to the locals.0
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The giant octopuss grabbed the0
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biggest thing he could find0
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Which was a whale that0
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Impregnated the brontosaurus last winter0
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while searching for a lost0
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key that was on shore.0
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch0
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The commodore finally delivered the0
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other Commodore ( Lionel Richie ) as0
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50 ninja midgets attacked the0
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squadron of breakdancing elephant trainers0
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with Twinkie and sushi rolls0
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While breakdancing on the top0
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of a Chinese food buffet0
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One tripped over an eggroll0
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and stepped in the rice0
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Slipping on his boney butt ..0
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his penis fell off and0
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he screamed in pain. Suddenly,0
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it grew back even bigger.. lol0
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And his third leg was0
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begining to get very very0
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Heavy so he decided to0
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