I don't even own a boat

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_ronrob_
_ronrob_ Posts: 1,689
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There, I said it.

I'm married, and I don't own a boat. All you boat owning single people with all your extra free income can stop boat shaming now. :angry:

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  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,068 Member
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    I have a kayak, does that count?
  • _JustDG_
    _JustDG_ Posts: 1,584
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    You live in the midwest, there's no real water there to float your boat in anyways.
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    I got a boat!

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Boats are over-rated. My father in-law had a big boat and it just seemed to suck up money.

    Better to rent a boat or hire somebody to take you out on the water.
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    Pfft everyones got a boat these days

    I got a

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    (...one day)
  • cranshinibon
    cranshinibon Posts: 129 Member
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    i had a boat

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    it was a fast boat though
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
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    Pfft everyones got a boat these days (...one day)

    Yea, I have one of those... sans the retracts, add more power
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Sold my (motor) boat last year. It was the 2nd happiest day of my life. The happiest was when I bought my first motor-boat 20+ years ago.

    I now have 3 john boats scattered around my farm ponds (up to 2.5 acres in size). I drag them from pond to pond using my Polaris Ranger 800...which sounds just like a SeaDoo.
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
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    Pfft everyones got a boat these days (...one day)

    Yea, I have one of those... sans the retracts, add more power

    But you aint got one of these!

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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    You may not own a boat, but I'm on a horse. A seahorse.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    You do not need a boat. You just need a friend who has a boat..
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
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    You do not need a boat. You just need a friend who has a boat..

    totally agree!
  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    You do not need a boat. You just need a friend who has a boat..
    Make sure it has a motor.
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
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    You do not need a boat. You just need a friend who has a boat..
    Make sure it has a motor.

    really wish there was a "like" button
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Someone stole my Taurus joke already.

    I also don't have a boat, OP. And I'm single and live in the Land of 10,000 Lakes. If I want a boat I have to rent one. It's lame. I will commiserate with you on its lame-ness.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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  • BetterKimmer
    BetterKimmer Posts: 178 Member
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    i-m-on-a-boat.gif

    Why did this take so long?? It was the first thing I thought of. :laugh: - Boat Owner
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Pfft everyones got a boat these days

    I got a

    Cessna.172rg.jpg

    (...one day)

    I have a boat. I find it very hard to fish from one of those flying contraptions.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,791 Member
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    The two best days in a Boat Owner's life are:

    1. The day he buys it.

    2. The day he sells it.

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