Dear sandwich thief...
Cryptonomnomicon
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As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this
Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution0 -
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I don't know, people at my work have taken up the strange habit of naming food...yesterday I ate a sandwich called Steve and a yogurt called Linda.
People are strange.0 -
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I'd hire Tina. She checked the printer queue for a ransomed sandwich.
That's perfect HR. Low tech to address people problems without a sense of humor.
She'll be dessert during the revolution.0 -
Cracked laughing in the office and everybody turned around with a "DA*UK" look on their face!0
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"buy me a pizza" is the new "Henry Hill / Goodfellas - f**k you, pay me" ?!0
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oh my word, thats a lot of wasted paper. Worth it though I think
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As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this
Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution
Where I come from, we share food and consider it a blessing. Here we literally try and find people who will eat with us and we even eat in the same plate. Its an honor to share your food. Putting cockroaches or something will make it edible for you and them.
The civil thing to do is obviously bring 2 sandwiches. You never know who/how you help out this way.0 -
Bump! hilarious!0
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As a person who lost his post workout meal 3 times in a row I can relate to this
Put some cockroaches in the sandwich then wrap it, and give yourself an evil grin while youre at it. Permenant solution
Where I come from, we share food and consider it a blessing. Here we literally try and find people who will eat with us and we even eat in the same plate. Its an honor to share your food. Putting cockroaches or something will make it edible for you and them.
The civil thing to do is obviously bring 2 sandwiches. You never know who/how you help out this way.
I was just kidding... i live in a country next to where you work so this is also part of our culture. This thread is for laughs no need to turn it to srs stuff0 -
I saw this the other day and had a good laugh!0
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This is hilarious!0
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This funny post cheered me up on a dismal day at work.
One of my pals had this problem in a huge office where she works.
Someone was stealing her protein drinks. So the next batch she made contained laxatives. :devil:
That did the trick and caused no end of amusement to see one particular person dashing to the loo frequently.0 -
This happens all the time at my work as well. Even to the point where someone had a plate of food and when they took it out at lunch someone had taken one bite out of everything they had and put it back in there. I would rather them just take the whole thing.0
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That was fecking hysterical!! Thanks for sharing!!0
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They need those sandwich bags that have green spots so it looks mouldy :P0
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If I was the sandwich thief, part of my response to the sandwich owner would've been "this is what you get for using comic sans font!"0
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This happens all the time at my work as well. Even to the point where someone had a plate of food and when they took it out at lunch someone had taken one bite out of everything they had and put it back in there. I would rather them just take the whole thing.
It disturbs me that people actually do this.0 -
HAHA love it.0
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"Buy me a pizza."
"No."
That cracked me up. :laugh:0 -
I don't know, people at my work have taken up the strange habit of naming food...yesterday I ate a sandwich called Steve and a yogurt called Linda.
People are strange.
^^ funny :-D0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.0
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That was too funny!0
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It was a good sammich though!0
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I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
Why do I not find this statement hard to believe at all?
What? You wanna see?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
even Wasabi?0 -
I touch all my food with my penis and take pictures for this exact scenario.
even Wasabi?
I'm commited.0 -
I cracked up laughing.
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