I need a roller derby name!

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sarah2954
sarah2954 Posts: 291 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
I start roller derby boot camp October 12 with the Queen City Roller Girls, and I need a name. I'm drawing a blank. I'd like something law-related, maybe something with Esquire, like "I ..... her" but rhymes with esquire. I hope that makes sense in text. Nothing sexy or sex-related.

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  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
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    Legally Bombed
    Fangoria Allred
    Erin Smackovich

    If it's rollerderby, it needs to be punny.
  • serendipity57
    serendipity57 Posts: 153 Member
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    Erin Smackovich. ????????????...Love this one
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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    not sure if you want esquire first or last but if you need a rhyme try here

    http://www.visualrhymes.com/54572/esquire

    gunfire, deathfire, surefire, barbwire... inspire, empire

    and yes it needs to have a pun in it and be fun...yet fierce.

    barbiewire esquire
  • sarah2954
    sarah2954 Posts: 291 Member
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    Those are fantastic. Thanks :)
  • sarah2954
    sarah2954 Posts: 291 Member
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    Erin Smacka***** lol.
  • reddz12
    reddz12 Posts: 350 Member
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    Legally Bombed
    Fangoria Allred
    Erin Smackovich

    If it's rollerderby, it needs to be punny.


    Erin Smack-A-*****

    whoops didnt read to the end!
  • KristyMayhem331
    KristyMayhem331 Posts: 189 Member
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    So... what did you come up with? I just recently retired from Roller Derby after 4 years. My name was Love Lee Mayhem. Tag line "Dont be fooled by her sweetheart act, shes full of violent distruction when she hits the track. She is Love Lee Mayhem #331" ;)

    Good luck on this new journey! There is no doubt you will fall in love!

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