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    Looking for some beastly new friends

    Posts: 18,771 Member
    edited March 3 in Motivation and Support
    My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

    If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.

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    • Posts: 1,612 Member
      Not quite to four plates yet but working on it.
    • Posts: 16,947 Member
      in for oogling the manly men

      wait... wut?
    • Posts: 153 Member
      Thank you for this post.:laugh:
    • Posts: 61,406 Member
      what if i can only lift the four plates 1x3?
    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      Now I just feel like I will never be beastly enough. :angry:
    • Posts: 1,456 Member
      I can do four plates, five if they're small ones. I don't know if this makes me beastly but it does make me a pretty good waiter.
    • Posts: 1,168 Member
      in for oogling the manly men

      wait... wut?

      ^^^This...

      oh and I can do four plates... dinner plates.... :laugh:
    • Posts: 22,505 Member
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    • Posts: 2,037 Member
      I ate 4 plates of food last night, but I make a lousy man.
    • Posts: 999 Member
      Now I just feel like I will never be beastly enough. :angry:

      Same. :grumble:
    • Posts: 733 Member
      I'm copying and pasting the original post to use for my dating profile. Thanks OP!
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
      I Popped A Nut™ before I got to 4 plates, so I had to turn in my Man Card™
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
      Or should I say:

      Almost at four plates
      Oops I think I popped a nut
      No man card for me
    • Posts: 1,612 Member
      Or should I say:

      Almost at four plates
      Oops I think I popped a nut
      No man card for me

      RealMen™ don't poetry.
    • Posts: 2,833 Member
      My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

      If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.




      I think it's more than obvious why your friends list is small. Aren't many insulting, judgemental Neanderthals around these days.
    • Posts: 2,037 Member
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      I think it's more than obvious why your friends list is small. Aren't many insulting, judgemental Neanderthals around these days.

      You irony. You irony all over the place.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      You irony. You irony all over the place.

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    • Posts: 2,833 Member
      Yeah, that was the idea. Amusing.
    • Posts: 2,973 Member
      4 5# plates right? Right?!?!

      No?
      Oh...

      *sits in corner, weeping*
    • Posts: 6 Member
      I love all my friends no matter small frame or beastly LOL, however the smaller ones that do live a healthier lifestyle help motivate me, and I hope I motivate my beastly ones, since I was once there before.
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Four plates? Please that's lightweight!
      How this for beast mode?

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      Yeah BOY!!!! Now that's what I'm talkin bout!
    • Posts: 18,771 Member
      what if i can only lift the four plates 1x3?

      Sorry, I don't maths very well. That Neanderthal brain and all, y'know.
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
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