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Looking for some beastly new friends

DopeItUp
DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
edited March 3 in Motivation and Support
My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.

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  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Not quite to four plates yet but working on it.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    in for oogling the manly men

    wait... wut?
  • WandaWoman41
    WandaWoman41 Posts: 153 Member
    Thank you for this post.:laugh:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    what if i can only lift the four plates 1x3?
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Now I just feel like I will never be beastly enough. :angry:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I can do four plates, five if they're small ones. I don't know if this makes me beastly but it does make me a pretty good waiter.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    in for oogling the manly men

    wait... wut?

    ^^^This...

    oh and I can do four plates... dinner plates.... :laugh:
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I ate 4 plates of food last night, but I make a lousy man.
  • levitateme
    levitateme Posts: 999 Member
    Now I just feel like I will never be beastly enough. :angry:

    Same. :grumble:
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I'm copying and pasting the original post to use for my dating profile. Thanks OP!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I Popped A Nut™ before I got to 4 plates, so I had to turn in my Man Card™
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Or should I say:

    Almost at four plates
    Oops I think I popped a nut
    No man card for me
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
    Or should I say:

    Almost at four plates
    Oops I think I popped a nut
    No man card for me

    RealMen™ don't poetry.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

    If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.




    I think it's more than obvious why your friends list is small. Aren't many insulting, judgemental Neanderthals around these days.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

    If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.




    I think it's more than obvious why your friends list is small. Aren't many insulting, judgemental Neanderthals around these days.

    You irony. You irony all over the place.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    My friends list is a little small so I wanted to upgrade with some new strong friends. I'm looking for guys who are are beastly and are looking to be huge and/or strong (if they aren't already). Steak-eaters only, no vegan lady-boys please. I don't need any skinny-jean wearing hipsters.

    If your deadlift isn't in the 4 plate club at minimum, please join the rest of the manlets in your nearest Zumba class instead of wasting space on my friends list.




    I think it's more than obvious why your friends list is small. Aren't many insulting, judgemental Neanderthals around these days.

    You irony. You irony all over the place.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Yeah, that was the idea. Amusing.
  • lishie_rebooted
    lishie_rebooted Posts: 2,973 Member
    4 5# plates right? Right?!?!

    No?
    Oh...

    *sits in corner, weeping*
  • jvicenty76
    jvicenty76 Posts: 6 Member
    I love all my friends no matter small frame or beastly LOL, however the smaller ones that do live a healthier lifestyle help motivate me, and I hope I motivate my beastly ones, since I was once there before.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Four plates? Please that's lightweight!
    How this for beast mode?

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    Yeah BOY!!!! Now that's what I'm talkin bout!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    what if i can only lift the four plates 1x3?

    Sorry, I don't maths very well. That Neanderthal brain and all, y'know.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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