Spouse bashing thread

Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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I'm just going to leave this here and walk away.

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  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
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  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?

    only 1 out of 100 whining relationship threads are men crying about their SO.

    What I wanna know is... where are the gays and lesbians in this? Why do I never see a gay or lesbian MFP'er crying about their SO? Don't tell me that like their perfect fashion sense their relationship is perfect too because that would be too much! Relationships are meant to make people miserable and gays and lesbians cannot take that away from straight people and they WILL be miserable like all of us!
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    It would be handy for all of them to be located in one place. But that would take away from the "lookatmeee!!" factor...which is the main reason those threads get started in the first place.

    But what would I know? I'm all single and happy and junk. Yinz have fun!

    Single AND happy! No such thing! You need to get married and start a family. That's the happiness quick fix for everyone whether you know it or not. (this is in sarcasm font, FYI)
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    It would be handy for all of them to be located in one place. But that would take away from the "lookatmeee!!" factor...which is the main reason those threads get started in the first place.

    But what would I know? I'm all single and happy and junk. Yinz have fun!

    QFT
  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    Yesterday I asked him to please empty the dishwasher....AND HE DID.

    THEN he gave me the remote and told ME to find something.


    THE NERVE.

    Relationships suck.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    I'm not needy, I swear - just let me make this one quick post about how my needs are unfulfilled!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,984 Member
    I wished she'd put the seat up.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
    Are bashing and bonking the same thing/? And would it be wrong to ask for pictures?


    (Please don't take this seriously..... I don't want to see pictures of you and your spouse in carnal relations)
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Yesterday I asked him to please empty the dishwasher....AND HE DID.

    THEN he gave me the remote and told ME to find something.


    THE NERVE.

    Relationships suck.

    Back up - he gave you the remote? You got bigger problems, girl.
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?

    only 1 out of 100 whining relationship threads are men crying about their SO.

    What I wanna know is... where are the gays and lesbians in this? Why do I never see a gay or lesbian MFP'er crying about their SO? Don't tell me that like their perfect fashion sense their relationship is perfect too because that would be too much! Relationships are meant to make people miserable and gays and lesbians cannot take that away from straight people and they WILL be miserable like all of us!

    hmmmm - alrighty then!
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I wish he would stop cooking. The wonderful fajitas he made me last week made me overeat and I was over on calories. Ugh, the nerve of him!

    (not srs)
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    He had the nerve not to complain about having one of my favorite meals for dinner last night, eventhough he doesn't care for it that much. smh I don't know if I can put up with this crap much longer.
  • lillyrose2020
    lillyrose2020 Posts: 178 Member
    Yesterday I asked him to please empty the dishwasher....AND HE DID.

    THEN he gave me the remote and told ME to find something.


    THE NERVE.

    Relationships suck.

    Living the dream! :love:
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
    .... um.... yeah, I got nothing. My husband is pretty much awesome.
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    Today was my only day off to sleep in and he woke me up with bacon and eggs.

    Totally RUDE!

    =P

    treat your lad to a jolly good time - BACON!!
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    No complaints from this guy!
  • ThePhoenixIsRising
    ThePhoenixIsRising Posts: 781 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?

    only 1 out of 100 whining relationship threads are men crying about their SO.

    What I wanna know is... where are the gays and lesbians in this? Why do I never see a gay or lesbian MFP'er crying about their SO? Don't tell me that like their perfect fashion sense their relationship is perfect too because that would be too much! Relationships are meant to make people miserable and gays and lesbians cannot take that away from straight people and they WILL be miserable like all of us!
    3 weeks ago I had a young man knock on my door at 2am crying. Turned out he was hiding from his abusive BF and got scared that he had been followed. I called the cops for him and they helped him get his stuff from the apartment. Not sure how things went after that, but they have their relationship issues just like the rest of the world.
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
    If I had one more day with my wife... I would trade everything I had, my own life. Come September 10th, it will mark 5 years that she passed giving birth to our daughter. Unless your spouse beats you, treasure them for who they are, good and bad. You never know when the last kiss , hug or word is the last.
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?

    only 1 out of 100 whining relationship threads are men crying about their SO.

    What I wanna know is... where are the gays and lesbians in this? Why do I never see a gay or lesbian MFP'er crying about their SO? Don't tell me that like their perfect fashion sense their relationship is perfect too because that would be too much! Relationships are meant to make people miserable and gays and lesbians cannot take that away from straight people and they WILL be miserable like all of us!

    I think mainly you don't see it because of the social stigma of homosexuality. Either (a) homosexuals are completely used to keeping their lives private that they don't share their private relationships publicly, or (b) through the process of embracing their homosexuality, they have developed traits like courage and maturity that facillitate a happy, functional relationship.

    Just my opinion, though. I have seen some homosexual couples that were very unhappy, but they are few and far between.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    1) Just break up.
    2) What a jerk!
    3) Sound like you married a b!tch bro.
    4) You need to communicate.
    5) Do it for yourself!

    . . . I know there's more, anyone care to elaborate?

    only 1 out of 100 whining relationship threads are men crying about their SO.

    What I wanna know is... where are the gays and lesbians in this? Why do I never see a gay or lesbian MFP'er crying about their SO? Don't tell me that like their perfect fashion sense their relationship is perfect too because that would be too much! Relationships are meant to make people miserable and gays and lesbians cannot take that away from straight people and they WILL be miserable like all of us!
    3 weeks ago I had a young man knock on my door at 2am crying. Turned out he was hiding from his abusive BF and got scared that he had been followed. I called the cops for him and they helped him get his stuff from the apartment. Not sure how things went after that, but they have their relationship issues just like the rest of the world.

    I was just joking but thankyou for helping the poor guy out!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    If I had one more day with my wife... I would trade everything I had, my own life. Come September 10th, it will mark 5 years that she passed giving birth to our daughter. Unless your spouse beats you, treasure them for who they are, good and bad. You never know when the last kiss , hug or word is the last.

    So sorry for your loss! :flowerforyou:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    I've been in search of a good life insurance policy.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    If I had one more day with my wife... I would trade everything I had, my own life. Come September 10th, it will mark 5 years that she passed giving birth to our daughter. Unless your spouse beats you, treasure them for who they are, good and bad. You never know when the last kiss , hug or word is the last.

    I'm sorry for your loss.

    I'm pretty sure everyone "complaining" here though is just joking.
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,427 MFP Moderator
    I'm just going to leave this here and walk away.

    I am just going to leave this here and walk away too:


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